Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

Please support me on  if you can, so I can continue writing this comedic crack

With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

WARNING: Drunk Shen Wei and sub Yunlan 


Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan were correctly thoroughly entangled in a hotel bed. The lazy police officer was naked as the day he was born, had an erected dick harder than mount Everest and awaiting his first anal fuck. Meek and mild professor Shen was equally unclothed, slightly intoxicated and extremely horny, with an overwhelming quantity of dominant energy for a man like himself. "Are you sure you're ready for this Yunlan? The last person I had sex with didn't realise how big I am, and this is more fun when we're both enjoying the experience.", he asked in his incredibly sexy professor voice. 


"I understand, and yes I'm ready. I think I've been ready since you accidentally rubbed your hard on against my ass one night, now give me your glorious meat stick you tease!", the other man demanded. 


DRUNKEN SEXY ACCIDENTS