Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

For the record, former bisexual Nick Gao had been officially added to the list of exclusively homosexual residents, which made up the whole block. He had tried having sex with a woman just to test if he was still bisexual, or exclusively attracted to men, and he didn’t feel up to anything. Zhu Hong seriously wondered if she was better off moving once her lease was up, since everybody was bloody gay in this place! 


(Sorry, pic shows up cropped. I can't fix this small technicality with my mediocre skills yet, but doesn't Hanyu look good like this? I definitely think so ♥‿♥) 


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