Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

 Nick takes Xiaoxing to Ghost Valley for some relaxation Ye Baiyi reflects on meeting the Ghost Valley brew Kexing and Zhishu write their guest list 


A good portion of the socialisation in the crazy asian block seemed to centre around Ghost Valley, Wen Kexing’s loose and money driven nightclub. The rule at the club appeared to basically be, don’t annoy Luo Fumeng, stop the bosses from making out or whatever disgusting act they were engaging in, pay and tip well at the bar, and leave the man in white alone. Scorpion King would be guaranteed to be heavy handed with the spirits of any drinks ordered by annoying customers, meaning that the customer would end up so inebriated, something embarrassing or gross would happen. The drinks at Ghost Valley were not meant for lightweights regardless of if they annoyed Xie Wang, so heavy handed pouring had the potential to be lethal. 


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