Tucked away in a corner of Florida, there's a tower block that among anything else, isn't that particularly attractive or well located for most people, but the oddly sized and oddly charming apartments are cheap to live in, and the tenants are as expected, a bit different from your average Florida man. 
Where else would there be a unified group of introverts, the laziest local Pd imaginable, a coffee shop run by a narcissistic owner, and a bunch of weirdos? Oh yeah, they're all American Chinese too, which means the arguments tend to be in mandarin as well as English.
(Imagine friends, the big bang theory and Brooklyn 99 mixed together, and that's the story. The cops leave much to me desired for, the nerds don't know human emotions and the coffee is served with a fake smile.)

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With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?

 Gongsun calls a MTI over his sudden feelings for Jintang Everybody gets horrifically drunk as expected Boya goes *down* on a surprised Qiming Meanwhile Jintang accepts a meeting with Feng Jie 


Gongsun was having unusual heart palpitations as of late, especially around a certain chief of police who he regularly had in his company. It worried the coroner, since he didn't have the healthiest lifestyle and despite his willingness to deal with dead bodies, he would be really embarrassed if one of his colleagues had the authority to announce that one day, great coroner Gongsun Ce had died from an undetected, Baiju related heart condition. So he went to one of his few living people's doctor friends for a general check up, where she told him that there was nothing wrong but he should probably ease on the baiju just to be safe, and got the horrible hint that his irregular heartbeat was because of love! 


OMG GONGSUN HAS FEELINGS!