A what
As my eyes open gracefully on my beautiful queen size bed.
That's when I looked at my alarm clock with a smile on my face when I noticed how early I've awoken from my slumber, I stretch and flex my small thin muscles and hop out of bed-
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻[AAAHHH!!!!! CUT THAT CRAP OFF!!!]
(⊙.☉) I can't believe you people came all this way just read that crap and not throwing up!!
┐( ˘_˘)┌ NOT THAT I'M JUDGING YOU OR ANYTHING,..(0.0) {okay maybe just a little bit}
But ¯\_(ツ)_/¯HEY EVERYONE OUT THERE AS A KINKS
(ʘᴗʘ✿) ANYWAY, THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
♪～(´ε｀ )_/*Pulling The Screen*
My annoying brother Chucky kept banging on my door waking me up out of my sleep, I was just about to kiss Tom Cruise after he saves me off the train, our lips was about to meet
(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ And he woke me up!!!
(┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻ I'm going to kill him, it was the first thought that came to my mind when I heard his annoying voice calling me again.
Like a good civilian I get up out of the bed burst the door open and 'gently' punch him in the
(/✧Д✧)/ gut and said "WHAT!?" making my anger be known.
"that's hurt you gorilla!!" he complained like a wuss "what did you call me you spring chicken!?" ... what? I was hungry... and as you can see (-_-) I'm not a morning person.
Σ(ಠ_ಠ)! All of a sudden I felt danger from the side of my head and I'm guessing my brother felt it too.
ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ but the jackass duck a second few later than me and got hit "ahahaha karma!- ugh!" next thing I know I was on the floor with the idiot.
"Shut the hell up! you stinking brat and get ready" *sigh~* ladies and gentlemen, that fuming woman with a colorful vocabulary is our mom Michelle.
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ಠ﹏ಠ pfft!! I bet you thought of Obama
♪～(´ε｀ ) *back to storyline*
Michelle Winchester, wait, ready?...what the heck is this crazy woman talking about?
This is when my dumbass suddenly decided to ask the dumbass right next to me "the f*ck she talking about?" that's when the other dumbass says "the fu*k should I know" ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯shruging his shoulders forgetting that mom was still here.
(╬☉д⊙)⊰ "u.."
"shit/shit!"
(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ "you..motherF*UKING BRAT'S!!!!-
(٥↼_↼) [time skip] *too graphic for tv and books* ♪～(´ε｀ )'
"Now, where were we?" the monster said after she beat the crap out of us.
For some reason we couldn't help but whisper "demon/she-devil" at the same time, next thing I heard was " what was that?!"
Me: (• ▽ •;) brother: (─.─|| ) *silents* calming my mouth shut along with my bro of course "that's what I thought...aah you're going to get your second gender test done."
"A what?" mom sighed crossing her arms with a pose like when she's in a meeting with her clients, " listen kids, even though twins.."
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Oh, I forgot to mention that!!
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"...there's a small chance the two of you might not be the same gender, so need to get that check before your coming of age" I've never seen mom this serious about something like this, makes me wonder what happened.
Mom looks towards me with more seriousness than before "Ariana," she called my name so calmly that it's making me feel a little more
(ꏿ~ꏿ;) nervous than before.
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"Yea mom?" I dare myself not to stammer.
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"you're going tomorrow night," she said making me confused, and like always my mouth moves on autopilot.
"where are we going mom?" she didn't say anything as she's just standing with her arms crossing.
Chucky was finally about to say something but instantly got shut down, as mom release her dominating scent in the air, making my bother growled back before backing down.
My mom doesn't usually act like that, so I know something's up.
I pinch my nose and growled at her snapping. her out of whatever trance she was in, making her go back to normal and that smell from earlier gotten less unbearable, since she stops releasing it, but since the scent was still in the air, I still have to cover my nose.
"sorry" she's said looking down at her fingers.
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She's acting way too weird and it was too damn early!!
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"Mom, what's going on with you?" I ask with steady eyes.