Ch. 2 - Rich playboy

"Alright, this will suffice." Shin looked at the double doors at the entrance.

He had just imprinted on these doors something that would save him some time. After someone walks inside the store, they'll automatically know that they're in another reality and the currency the store uses. If they believe it or not, it's their own problem, not Shin's.

"That green-haired guy should be coming in a few days to pay for the sword... in the meanwhile, guess I'll just wait for the next visitor. A few minutes or even a few days is nothing compared to the trillions of years I've spent watching over realities..." He said.

Shin was old. VERY old. He had been personally created by Yahweh after he created the omniverse eons ago. He needed someone to watch over the infinitude of realities he created after all, and he wasn't the one that would do it, so he passed the job over to Shin.

Out of all the omniversal Gods, Shin was one of the eldest. Those older than him were Toulgan, the omniversal God of Space & Time, and Isshu, the omniversal God of Creation & Destruction. Yahweh, after creating the omniverse, created the 3 - Shin, Toulgan, and Isshu, to watch over and monitor the omniverse. It was rare for Yahweh to personally interfere with something, since he spent all of his time over on his own reality, away from all of the omniverse's scandals. He really just created everything and left, like a dick.

...

~Yahweh's house,~

"Mind your words..." he said to no one, but only he and I knew who he was talking to... ME!

I will. Sorry.

"Leave."

...

~Infinity Store,~

A few minutes have passed, and no other customer has entered the store. Shin didn't mind though, since he had created a PC for himself and was playing some games on it.

"This invention is really great... Humans are a wonderful race. So adaptive, smart, and creative. Lord Yahweh really did a great job." He couldn't help but say after playing for some time.

Unfortunately or fortunately, his PC time was cut short by a customer who just walked through the doors.

"...another reality?" A man wearing a suit with some shades said.

"Friday, what am I looking at, and where am I?" He said once more.

{I don't know. I can't find out what happened and I don't know where you are. You are no longer on Earth though, or your reality for that matter. You walked through that weird door that appeared in the Stark Tower and disappeared.} His glasses replied to him in a feminine voice.

'wtf' the man thought.

"Tony Stark... take a look around the store, if you need anything, call me," Shin said without taking his eyes off his PC monitor. He had also made something that would make him know the name of whoever entered the store and a small description of their background, just for the sake of it.

Hearing Shin, Tony realized that there was someone else there and touched the glowing blue light on the middle of his chest, making a futuristic armor appear on his body in seconds.

"Who are you?" Tony asked.

"Shin." He got the answer.

"Where am I?"

"My store."

"What is this 'other reality' thing?"

"Are you an idiot? It's another reality. Stop with the questions and just take a look around. I'm sure that if you see some of the objects I sell, you'll understand."

'I take that back... humans are dumb.' Shin thought.

Tony gave up on talking to Shin and began walking around the store, still wearing his nanotech Iron-Man suit.

*Infitium*

*The hardest metal in all realities. Created by Ulysses, the God of Metals of reality 891-B, Infitium is 10.000.000.000.000.000x harder and more resistant than Vibranium, while being as light and as malleable as paper.*

*9.999.999 Rubies per kilogram*

"....What? How can something like this even exist?" Tony gasped after reading the description of one of the items.

"Hey! Is your store a scam or something? It's easier to just say that than putting these fake items on display and making up a description about them, dumbass!" He loudly said to Shin.

A tick appeared in Shin's forehead hearing this, and he was forced to press pause on his game just to walk over to Tony.

"My store is not a scam. Every artifact here is real." He crossed his arms and coldly said to Tony.

"I doubt that! How can a metal that's 10 quadrillion times stronger than Vibranium and as malleable as paper exist?! It's against logic!" Tony angrily said.

"So? Logic is what I say it is. If I want logic to be that 1+1 equals 490, it'll be four hundred and fucking ninety. The same as if I want you to become fictional, you'll become fictional and will never have existed." Shin threatened Tony. He felt like playing with him a bit, just so he could understand who he was talking to.

"Ha! Do you think you're a god or something? 'Logic is what I say it is.' Are you an edgy teenager? Making me become fictional? Even Fury is funnier than that!" Tony laughed inside the Iron-Man helmet.

'Guess a little display of power here and there doesn't hurt...' Shin thought to himself.

"Alright then, do you know who Steve Rogers is?" Shin asked after a few seconds.

"No. Who's that? The one that helps you make up these ridiculous descriptions?" Tony asked back.

What happened was, Shin gave himself the knowledge about some of the people Tony Stark knew and chose one of them to become fictional, which ended up being poor Steve. For Tony Stark and everyone from his home world, Steve Rogers now never existed! All of that just to have some fun!

Done proving his point, Shin returned things to the way they were, Steve Rogers existing and being Captain America and all.

"See? Your buddy Steve Rogers became fictional because I wanted him to. Am I a god or something? Yes, one whose existence is essential, while yours, a measly human life, isn't." Shin said, "But, that's beside the point. Now that you've seen what I'm capable of, you should've realized that this store is no scam, so if you're not going to buy something, leave."

'Steve? Who the hell is Steve?.... STEVE! How did I forget about him?!.... I'm sold. This man in front of me is a god.' Tony quickly thought.

"Alright, sorry. So... are you a god like Thor?" He tried to make some small-talk.

"Comparing Thor to me is like comparing an atom to the universe. Thor is not even worth as much as one gram of my dog's shit, and I don't even have a dog." Shin weirdly flexed on him.

"Damn. That's... that's really eye-opening..." This time, Tony took his word for it and realized that the man in front of him was one of incomprehensible power.

"How do I exchange dollars to Rubies?" He asked.

Shin pointed at one of the machines near the entrance.

"Thanks." Tony walked there while removing his Iron-Man suit. It was made from nanotech so it seamlessly disappeared.

"Uhh... can I return later? I don't have enough cash here." Tony asked Shin who was already back at his PC.

"Yeah, walk through the door and think of the place you want to go," Shin replied.

"Alright, I'll be back in a few hours. Sorry for calling your store a scam and all that, it was my bad." And with that, Tony left through the doors, appearing back in the Stark Tower while immediately going to the bank to withdraw some large amounts of money.

"Haha... flexing on some mortals sure is fun," Shin spoke after Tony left. "Also, I should make something to make it more obvious that someone entered the store... If someone comes in again while I'm playing, I won't even know."

Shin, for the sake of his laziness, went ahead and created a tiny bell on one of the store's doors that would alert him to when someone came in.

*Ding*

'That was quick,' Shin couldn't help but think.

Entering through the doors was a slim, tall, and quite handsome young man wearing some casual clothing.

'Bu Fang, huh... a cook from a small store. Guess he'll like the Primordial Knife Set. Actually, I'm so sure that he'll like the Primordial Knife Set that if he doesn't, I'm gay.' Shin made a bet inside his mind.

As a transmigrator himself, Bu Fang was no stranger to other realities or universes, so when he received the information that this store was in another reality outside of his own, he merely accepted it.

Bu Fang said nothing and remained with an expressionless face as he walked around the store, looking at some of the objects on display. That's when he came upon one that caught his eye.

*Primordial Knife Set*

*A set of 5 knives forged by Steely, the omniversal God of Blacksmithing, while he slept, 3 billion years ago. The knives were forged using a metal that never existed, making the very existence of these knives a contradiction and a one-of-a-kind. They are able to cut through anything, even Time and Space, without any effort. The knives will automatically adjust themselves to fit the owner better, changing their weight and size at will. They can be stored in the form of a tattoo on the owner's wrist, and retrieved with a thought.*

*500.000.000 Rubies*

Reading this, even the expressionless Bu Fang couldn't help but be slightly startled by the object's bold description.

"Owner, how much is this in crystals?" Bu Fang yelled.

"How many currencies does your world have?" Shin asked back.

"Several." Bu Fang emotionlessly said.

"Alright, let's decide on a coin toss. If I win, I decide the currency, if you win, you decide." Shin proposed as he walked towards Bu Fang.

"Alright," Bu Fang nodded.

Reaching into his pocket, Shin grabbed a 2-sided gold coin and tossed it into the air.

"Heads," he called out as the coin flew in the air.

Grabbing the coin, Shin revealed that it landed on tails. As a God with honor, Shin didn't cheat.

"500 million copper coins then. That's... 500 crystals. Alright, give me this Primordial knife Set." Bu Fang reached into his pockets and removed 500 crystals, just like that.

Shin removed the set from the display and handed him a prestigious dark hardwood case with the knives inside.

"Be careful with those knives... a cut from them won't heal easily... or at all for that matter," Shin advised him before Bu Fang gave him the 500 crystals.

"I can handle some knives." Bu Fang said and walked to the entrance but stopped at the last second.

"Think of the place you want to go and open the doors," Shin predicted his question and replied.

Bu Fang nodded at Shin and left to use his new knife set. Although he didn't show it, he was deeply excited about this new purchase of his. A set of knives that can cut through Space and Time? Hell yeah! That would make anyone excited.

"He got that for a bargain... oh well, not that it matters anyway. I just placed a price on these artifacts so that the people who buy them know they're worth something. Some items here are even enough to make a multiversal god get amazed." Shin said.

To pass some time, he started to go around the store, looking at some of the items on display.

*Cat's Mushroom*

*The owner of this mushroom will get another 9 more chances in life after their death. The owner of the Cat's Mushroom must have it with them at the time of death. If somewhere else away from the owner, it will not work and the owner will die normally.*

*90.000.000.000 Rubies | With unstealable & unlosable enchantments 900.000.000.000 Rubies | Tattooed Cat's Mushroom 900.000.000.000.000 Rubies*

"That's a nice one. Any mortal with enough wealth will come jumping at the opportunity to buy the Cat's Mushroom. 9 more lives for them is life-changing. Literally." Shin commented on the red mushroom.

Walking some more, he arrived at another display.

*Seductor's Cologne*

*A cologne that will make ANY mortal female instantly attracted to the user of this cologne. Perfect for those who want a harem.*

*100.000 Rubies*

"This will be sold soon to some virgin." Shin chuckled.

*Ding*

Entering through the wooden doors was a tall, lanky old man with blue hair wearing a lab coat. Beside him was a young teenage boy with short brown hair and a yellow shirt. The old man tripped at every step and his shirt was stained and smelled like alcohol.

"Morty, wh-wh-wh-where are we, Morty?" The old man, obviously drunk out of his mind, asked the kid.

"I-I don't know, Rick. Y-Y-You said that a door appeared in your garage, so we entered it. Oh jeez, Rick, are we gonna die here?" Morty said back, stuttering a lot.

"Y-Y-Y-You dumb piece of shit! We-we-we-we're not gonna die here, Morty! I'm Rick fucking Sanchez! I'm a God! I'm never gonna die!" Rick boasted while drooling a weird green liquid.