Heat + Pressure + Coal equals...

[Bleh.]

[Welcome back my volcanic valkyrian friend,] Hurricroak greeted,[how was your possession experience?]

[Acting is exhausting,] Nepherage grumbled, [how the heck did you two do this without feeling bone tired?]

[To be fair, all I had to do was electrocute a brother. You and Frosttusk decided to go with the whole therapy session.]

[Fair...]

[I...also...have...higher...endurance...stats...than...you...]

[Also fair.]

[I don't know, something about tailoring a personalized experience to unlock one's hidden potential while imparting our own arcane wisdom sounds fun,] Arachnidame added.

[While I'd rather not agree with the control freak, she's right. I sincerely hope my guy puts up a decent fight,] Lacerage added.

[Wait, aren't you two busy managing the children and business back home?]

[Oh we are, the kids are just busy learning how to break a man's bones with minimum force and bruising.]

[...Dafuq?]