Opera is universally...okay?

=Not everyone thinks as emotionally as you, old friend.=

=Yes.=

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"Pardon me, but is this seat taken?"

"No, but f-uhhh..."

"Whoa, who's the lady?"

"Don't know but she's prettier than any prostitute I've hired before. Same with the guy."

Victor was all set to tell these sudden newcomers to screw off so he could sit in peace, he did not expect the newcomers to be so godsdamned pretty.

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know these-"

"No no no!," Victor said in a hurry while waving his hands, "feel free to take up those seats if you wish."

"Oh. Good."

"Thank you."