Up River, but not without a paddle

=Probably not, I think this is just mother nature being a bitch...again=

the titular mother nature?.

=Not really, I mean...you just said it yourself. Titular. I'm fairly certain that "mother nature" is a title, like "father of time", and uh..."grand punisher".=

=I doubt it. Besides, the two of us are kind of unqualified when it comes to these kind of talks.=

=Yes, but we also haven't been outside of this library since our inception except for like that...one time...I think...=

=I keep forgetting whether it was alive or dead at that time.=