Contusions, Conclusions and Clean-ups

*Bing-Bong*

The writer of the work would like to make it known that he is very tired of writing the words "Thunderscale Dragon Otter" so many times and wishes to replace it with just "fat ass" or "dragon otter"...however, after a thorough discussion with the editor he now sees the wisdom in just keeping the name as is and will leave it as such.

|No I didn't. You just threatened to choke me with a pool noodle while looking at me with something I can only call "hentai eyes".|

What did I say about back talking? Are you trying to goad me?

|...maybe.|

I see someone is looking for a spanking...

*Bing-Bong*

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'Damn, good job you two. Looks like you froze those furry bastards solid.'

[No problem...milord...]

[To be fair milord, I don't think Frosttusk and I did much. It appears your father, uncles and grandfather did most of the heavy lifting in this instance.]