Day in the life of Jack

[Maestro, are you sure that's English? We have established that the power of [Chaos], combined with Logos and Pathos fiddling with your brain, makes it so you can understand most languages and autotranslates.]

'I am aware, Hurricroak, which is why I turned it off a for a bit while staring at the sign. That's English, and if I had to make a guess based on the wording, it's American English no less.'

[What makes you say that?]

'Because Nepherage, that top name in Hoof Speech letters is a mistranslation. The name of this place is actually Jack's Diner, and diners are basically an American thing.'

[Ah.]

'Reminds me of a lifetime ago...regardless, this leads to a bigger question.'

[Which is...]

'What version of Earth is this guy from?'

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On a certain blue planet, in the middle of nowhere, was...a diner.