Tactical...Statues?

"HA!"

*FWOOOSH!*

"GROCK!"

...

[Oh shit, I guess we're both wrong.]

[Unexpected, but not unwelcome.]

...

*Clatter.*

"Looks like I'm still going to have that fight after all!," Olstenna shouted with glee as he took on a fighting stance.

Moments ago,Olstenna was attempting to wrestle a key out of the hands of a statue that had an unusually strong grip on the accursed hunk of metal.

In the midst of pulling against the key though, several of the other statues near Olstenna had suddenly come to life and were sneaking up on him with ill intentions.

More specifically, these statues were aiming to smash his head in with their stoney fists.

(Un)fortunately, Olstenna had much sharper instincts than anticipated, and he managed to attack before he could be snuck upon.