Get the Fake

"It's a body part that no one expected to even have any ambition.....

The Asshole spoke up and demanded that he be the boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an asshole being the boss.

The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at his side, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the Brain to relent and let the Asshole be the boss, and so it happened. All parts did the work and the Asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

Hey. You don't have to be a brain to be the boss, just an Asshole.

Jack, you can walk away now.  Stop working with him...."

Jack looks at Robert, "Did you finish reading it yet?"

"Yeah. It's so long, it got dissected into 5 text messages." 

"What do you think?"  Jack asks.