Gaasuja

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. 
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. 
Being an alien is also sucks.

The Lifegivers

"He was protecting his head!!! That's his weakest part!!!" Evan's voice started to squeak like a girl's.


"I know, Master..." Ninnin spoke breathlessly. Then, suddenly a shuriken was in his left hand and he threw it at the monster's face.


The shuriken shot fast and the monster caught it with his teeth. Ninnin's eyes immediately opened wide in shock.


Instead of getting hysterical again, Evan said in a flat and quick tone, "Well, don't just throw one. Throw a lot at once. He won't be able to catch that many shurikens with his mouth."


"Oh, that's right." Ninnin then summoned more shuriken in his left hand and threw them at the monster's face at once.


The monster shouted loudly in a voice that was like a beast. Lots of shurikens stuck in his head. He released his strangle and grip on Ninnin.


74. A Green Ninja Who is so Cool He can Make Your Mouth Drooling Rainbows (4)