Gaasuja

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. 
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. 
Being an alien is also sucks.

The Lifegivers

"Aah, I lost again!" The officer sitting next to Evan grumbled. He is playing an online game on his cell phone.

Evan, who was also playing the same game, chuckled softly. "Well, looks like I have to win this match alone."

The three other officers sitting in the center of the van were whispering. Evan knew they were doing that all along. He also slightly overheard what they were talking about, but he chose to ignore it.

"You ask him!" The officer sitting in the middle ordered another officer sitting on the left side.

"Aah, and I ended up dead." Evan mumbled.

Finally, the officer sitting on the left looked back and asked. "We joined this team not long ago, so we don't know if this question has ever been asked. And sorry if we're being rude, we were just wondering, did you have sex with the being you gave life to, Lacty? I heard that some of the beings you give life to are hot."

Anderson, who was sitting in the front seat, laughed excessively.

109. Feeling