Gaasuja

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. 
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. 
Being an alien is also sucks.

The Lifegivers

The air in that residential area still feels fresh. Since there was no lecture for Evan that Tuesday morning, he was jogging with Anderson now instead of his usual afternoon.

Evan had been running for a long time, his sweat was flowing quite profusely. Even so, he kept yawning.

"What time did you come home from hangout last night? You look sleepy." Anderson asked breathlessly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, sir." Evan answered. His breath was still much better than Anderson's.

"No problem. Don't sacrifice your youth, big guy. Or you'll regret it later." Anderson chuckled.

"By the way, sir. I want to ask, have I been joking less lately?"

Anderson rubbed his chin for a moment. "Indeed, really. It seems so. Your speech isn't what it used to be."

"Either because I'm stressed or indeed everything that happens to me has shaped my character." Evan shrugged.

"Don't think too much about such things."

115. The Banyan Tree