Gaasuja

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. 
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. 
Being an alien is also sucks.

The Lifegivers

Mimi, who was lying on the bed, opened her eyes. When she turned to the side, what she saw first was the figure of a beautiful girl with long white hair, wearing a tight leotard like her but with a minimalist design, and kneeling on the floor with her eyes closed.

Just from the metallic dark blue color of the leotard, Mimi could tell. The girl was Evan's laptop that was given life.

The door creaked open as Evan entered with a mug of milk. "Ah, you're awake, Mimi. Thank God."

"Damn. I have been unconscious for a long time. It's almost nine o'clock now." Mimi can tell what time it is because she has a program that shows the time, just like a normal cell phone. I really felt a very long sleep like a princess in a fairy tale.

Evan glanced at the female figure who was still kneeling silently in his room. "Her name is Laplap. Sorry, I have to give life to him. I want to immediately do something to Tristan."

117. Women