Gaasuja

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. 
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. 
Being an alien is also sucks.

The Lifegivers

There was a loud bang from inside the house. Evan and Tristan coughed from the gray smoke that was starting to fill the air. People were running and screaming in panic.

Still wearing his mechanical armor, Tristan continued to carry Evan on his shoulders. Once in the yard, the mafia leader threw Evan to the ground just like that, making his friend land on a roll.

"Go away from here!!!" Tristan snapped with all his might. "I still forgive you even though you have destroyed millions of assets belonging to the organization!!! This is because you are my best friend!!! But, bear this in mind! If you ever do something like this again, I will not stay silent! I will do something you will regret for the rest of your life!"

Evan got up with a staggering motion. He didn't say anything or just glance at Tristan. It seems that such a thing is pointless. Tristan's heart had turned to stone.

123. Sorry, I can Only Make a Few Jokes in This Arc