Gaasuja

My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.
Crazy, right?
Do you think I’m god?
Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. 
However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.
Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.
By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. 
Being an alien is also sucks.

The Lifegivers

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaah...." Mimi took a deep breath and sounded like she was about to cry. She and her Master were sitting on a mat, protected by an umbrella, gazing out at sea full of waves in the distance.

Mimi was already wearing the purple bikini she had picked out at the shop. Even though she wears a black wig to look normal, she still attracts the attention of men, even some women. With her smooth fair skin, beautiful face that doesn't seem to be from this country, and her fantastic body shape, the cellphone girl stands out among other female visitors.

Evan was shirtless and wearing shorts with a picture of two bulls playing chess. However, since they came to that place, the two did not come close to the sea, even though the beach had few visitors and the waves were not too big.

"Well, you as an electronic item can't be exposed to water. Especially sea water." Evan sipped his vanilla milkshake. "And sorry, I just thought of that."

125. Ugh