Chapter 9: Finally the wave mission

*Naruto pov*

These past few weeks have been annoying from cleaning people houses to to catching the demon cat Tora which I unleashed my Bloodlust against paralyzing the cat completely it's been a frustrating two weeks.

The women have all returned to they're 'husbands' or families though I'm gonna cuck the rest of the village population. They all learned to suppress they're chakra so no one will get suspicious of them but they're improved looks raised some eye brows it isn't a problem except Danzo's Root keeping an eye on them, they have all has reached Kage level while Tsubaki and Ayame are beyond it so progress, I have clones fuck the wives of the males and safe to say 37% of the village female population consist of women who are dating and single women are 17% while the rest are either kids are too old.

Naruto:"Seriously Lord Hokage can you give us a different mission even a C-rank would do!"

Kakashi:"Naruto *sigh!* Lord third if you may please my team seems to be frustrated something might be a good change of pace!"

Hiruzen:"Fine if you may call client!" An old man came in who I recognized as Tazuna came in.

Tazuna:"Really are these brats suppose to protect me?" I scowled for a second but no one noticed.

Naruto:"Listen oldman these brats here can kill you without knowing how even you died so be careful."

Kakashi:"Now now Naruto calm down let's meet up at the west gate in 3 hours pack all your important supplies it'll take a week and back to get to the Wave." we nod an I went off to get my supplies.

I was walking out the the Hokage tower when I saw Hinata and her I waved to her and went over to talk to her.

Naruto:"Yo Hinata-chan!"

Hinata:"N-Naruto-kun!" she's so cute when she's suprised.

Naruto:"I was wondering if you'd like to go out for a date, I have a mission so I should be back by the next of the week!"

Hinata:"O-Okay!" She blushed and happily ran to her team.

*3 hours later*

I'm standing at the gate waiting for Kakashi and Tazuna with Sasuke and Sakura they arrived and we set off.

Is this the mysterious puddle that just happen to be a chunin in hiding in it what was they're names again they're so useless I barely remember them, we all walked passed when they jumped out the first attacked Kakashi seemingly killing him.

Sakura immediately guarded Tazuna due to being more competent, the other brother went for me to which I parried his gauntlet with Avien Cloud and charged it with wind chakra in a burst of speed I beheaded him.

The other tried going for Sakura but was intercepted by Sasuke who dealt with him Kakashi then came out of hiding suprised at our display but questioned Tazuna and the chunin fodder.

Tazuna was able to covince us to continue the mission Kakashi sent the info to the village with Pakkun. I really need a summoning.

Naruto:(Minerva is there way for me get a summon scroll for Dragons.)

Minerva:[Yes darling but why dragons?]

Naruto:[I wanna be the first Dragon sage Duh!]

We made our way to the forest already crossing the with help of Tazuna's friend.

I noticed the bunny and threw a kunai at it Sakura was a bit confused why a white bunny was there, the training paid off more than I thought I think I'll betray the village when Orochimaru invades.

Kakashi:"Get down!" they all dodged the blade by ducking but I caught it by the handle.

Naruto:"~Whistle~ This is a sweet sword ain't that right!"

Zabuza:"Who are you brat?" said the rogue shinobi with a snarl. With the most shit eating grin I could pull off I replied with.

Naruto:"Naruto Uzumaki the asshole who's gonna kick your ass take this sword for my self!"

Zabuza:" Ain't you a cocky brat you should really train your genin not to underestimate they're opponents Kakashi of the sharingan!"

Kakashi:"Zabuza Momochi S rank rogue shinobi what are you doing here?" said Kakashi as he revealed his sharingan.

The two shinobi dashed at each other locked in a taijutsu battle Zabuza knows he can't do much without his sword, he is Kenjutsu specialist after all so he made two water clones one to go after me and the other Tazuna.

The clone rushed me throwing a left hook I jumped over and delivered a series of punches and kicks to the clone knocking it back in wasn't done toying with it yet.

Zabuza:"You shitty brat!" the clone ran through a few handsigns and fired a few water balls from his mouth I covered my body in Chakra and added wind nature releases and zoomed towards him so fast he couldn't register and beheaded the clone.

Sasuke and Sakura working together dealt with they're clone by working together though Sasuke froze up due to fear Sakura being so strong dealt with the clone and managed to get Sasuke out of his shock and together they were able to beat him.

Up in some trees I noticed a chakra it was definitely Haku one of my two targets I like traps might get Astolfo any cultured man would get Astolfo if they had the chance.

Like the original he seemingly 'killed' Zabuza and posed as a Hunter-nin to collect but he didn't ask about the sword and went his way.

We then made our way to Tazuna's house there we met Tsunami who I'm just itching to fuck I've already placed a slave seal on the oldman and Kakashi, I'm thinking of doing the same to most of the Akatsuki. A little boy came in.

Tsunami:"Oh Inari please say hi to our guest!"

Inari:"You guys should just give up Gato will just kill you too it's no use fighting against him!"

Naruto:"Oh and what type of jutsu does Gato knows how strong is he?" the little boy was taken aback by this.

Inari:"What are you talking about I'm saying there's no way to beat Gato!" I sighed

Naruto:"Hey kid you have a pretty nice Mom and Grandpa don'tcha, they can be for you when you feel sad, they can be there to build you up when you feel sad encourage you to keep going anytime you fail!" I slowly walked upto the naive brat my chakra and killing intent gushing out I sstopped right infront and looked him straight in the eye.

Naruto:"Well I had none of that, people hated me for reasons I didn't know about until a few weeks ago, I can't remember all the times I was stoned beaten and tortured, all the nights I had crying myself to sleep, all the nights I had to search and eat trash because no one else gave a damn about me, your lucky to get what you have I don't even know who my parents even are!" I stormed out of the house and went into the forest.

The little boy stood there stunned as was Tsunami, Tazuna and Sasuke, when she went to question a Kakashi on what I meant he told her everything which suprised her but he explained it wasn't my fault and what not well what I heard from Sakura. I guess that was Naruto's frustration, no my frustration I guess I don't mind expressing my hate for the leaf unlike the original who denied and had to fight against it only to accept it and moved on it accepted mine and revel in it.

Later that night I return to the house and saw Tsunami she looked sad she was also holding a picture.

Naruto:"Is that your husband?" She nodded

Tsunami:"Yes he was!" She told me the story of he met Inari, I didn't really remember his name but whatever it's interesting hearing the back story of people like this it's more interesting.

I guess it's time to get a new wife.