674. Whatever and whenever.

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I saw Ainz stop then asked:

Ainz: Sorry it seems i summoned the wrong creature by any chance are you a frost demon?

Bone.jr: Yes i am but I also a bone demon i had been traveling and came across a platform now we are here dealing with you the world pressure is very low and so it seams i am not as strong as i anticipated.

Ainz: By any chance can you provide your blood i desire to make a artifact and i need frost demon blood.

Bone.Jr: Sure but we need to make a deal i do not want to be sent back or use my power to stay here in return i will not judge you and give you advice and will not divulge your secrets, but first i need to get a more fleshy body do by chance have clothes with you?

Ainz:I do have some clothes may i provide some for you partner as well?

Bone.Jr: Yes let me make a skill .....done now a little bit and dont fright i am not dead .

Then i stopped moving and calcified as a sculpture then my form started cracking and a human form was done the calcium sculpture turning to dust and entering my back thrue a tatoo and my form filled a bit to a teens size finaly i turned to Ainz and asked:

Bone.Jr: Dont you want a similar skill?

Ainz:How is it called?

Bones.Jr: Medusas coffen of sorrow and rebirth it gives you a human form for a time as longer it passes less and less you are human turning you back in your true for but if your true form is something else you will be a mix of it and the form you originally wore i can make a couple but it costs souls to make i have some in stock if you have things to trade you would need about 250 souls to make the skill i have about 632 souls in stock and each day i will consume one to keep my hunger satiated as for my partner here i gave her a ring of self sustenance a easy fix for a weakling as her .

Any questions?

Ainz:Wat wood you prefer for trade?

Bone.Jr: ciocolate bars if you have any i was to many worlds and i fell in love with them for price 3 souls per chocolate bar so about 84 ciocolate bars for the skill and if you have other tasty food i wood acept after i check them for theyr value deal?

Ainz: Deal as you can make other skills as well?

Bone.Jr: Any skill is under my capability the only thing i need is souls stronger the better as you can see these souls are from demons a normal humans soul is a lot more valuable as it wood cost two ciocolate bars for one of them if you need a cost difference and if you provide me souls i wood tax ten percent for any skills as my food fee as i don't want to become soul starved unlike her who can survive without souls i can't i will starve and die.

Ainz:Ok lets go to the kitchen there should be your payment, any worries about your loyalty?

Bone.Jr: None as long as you pay my upkeep i dont care who i serve i am alsaw lazy so i wood not serch other mastera if the one i have is a good employer the jobs i done for a good resting place ware bithersome then a idiot hat the goal to kill my former body and i resurrected back in my safeguard egg i had a lot of em made i cant be completely killed the frost demons will never be extinct no matter the time.

Ainz:Good to know we arrived ...maids get me 84 chocolate confections i have an exchange to complete.

Then they got the chocolate and i pulled the souls as the skill was made and i told Ainz to eat it.

(Pov:Ainz)

I had to summon a demon and my first one was odd it seaned like he saw my true self even if his level is juat 25 after the appraisal his companion is a 30 level and she is under him his skill may be level falce a posible enemy but now here as i saw him in his humanoid form i got curious and told me he wood trade souls of his species for chocolate of all things we had arrived and set the trade then he extracted the souls and told me to eat the orb he then waited and i heard.

[Extra skill:

Medusa,s Coffen of Sorrow and Rebirt

Effect:Consume mana to form a mana body resembling a demihuman race which holds the full power of the skill holder the false form may manifest in diverce ways from calcification and storege in the hammer space which forms on the back of the body or as wepons or equipment with practice the user of the skill may controll the way they change along with the look they will take.

Side-effects:As this skills uses ones mana if the soul does not fit the original body the skill will update the original body to better fit the soul that resides inside it which is a gradual process as with each subsequent activation of the skill will bring the original body closer to the moast suitable balance

Creator:Boes Jester Boneson.

Race: Abyss/Warp demon.

Spawn of Bone Skull Boneson.]

Ainz:I will go to my room to analyze this skill you will be escorted to a room please dont couse trouble have a nice time eating.

Then he teleported off posibly to turn in his demihuman form ....a ghoul maybe or a vampire that may be funny well see in the future now i took four of the chocolate and gave them Aracnia she slowly opend one and cauciously nibbled on it to end up witout them due to getting a taste for them rather quickly i chukled as 76 of them were stored in my hammerspace on my back i enjoyed each morsel not even bothering to notice Aracnia,s jealous stare as i enjoyed them.

Then we were presented with a room and we went to rest to be woken by Albedo witch was happy to know her master had the proper tools for her to milk him dry and get a child for herself we followed her and arrived at the throne room were a human?...i looked closely and noted a flesh man .....you got to be kidding me a undead made out of the meat that was took off a skeleton before it was raised as a undead looks human but has no bones and is the precursor of the ghoul that can evolve in a vampire if they worck hard enough i saw Ainz with a sturn expresion then he asked.

Ainz:Are you familier with this demihuman form by any chance my status says Meat man as the name of this demihuman race?

Bone.Jr: The term may very but youre still a undead but on the oposite spectrum youre a flesh man the necromancest ujualy make flesh golems but if a novice necromancer needs work hands they may make both skeleton and flesh men they don't rot and they don't need food only water and a dry place to not start rotting if they kill enough and gather enough experience they will turn in a ghoul to be then able to evolve further on in vampires and ending with True blooded vampires and they can have kids with any race as why i am awere of such creatures i was a competent necromancer in my last incarnation very good minions.

Aimz:Thanck you for clarifying things for me now for the other skills i desire to be made shall we discuss your opinion...

So i was tasked to make more skills and soni was provided by many many souls to work with i ended making a refining tool for making good quality souls and skills.

I was given a worck place and he asked me to make a limit brakeing skill i deliberated and told him.

Bone.Jr: A humanizing skill it will lower the level by twenty percent and allows the user to grow to have back his power but when the skill is unleashed the level will be denoted as still 100 while keeping the strength and when the skill is once more activated the level once more is set to 80 allowing the user of this skill to grow infinity if done right any other questions?

Ainz:That is good enough more complex the more souls you need right?

Bone.Jr: Yes i could do the limit break passive but that may have unintended consequences as they are children while you are an adult compared to them the prose is about let me see 5 top grade souls he then asked me.

Ainz: We only provided as you said normal human level souls how can you have top grade ones?

Bone.Jr: I made a skill to fuse and divide souls for better efficiency of my work its hard to use hundreds of glass shards at once to eat something its easier to have a bigger glass spoon for terminology if you get me.

How many souls it took to make that skill?

200 demon souls i had some from your first purchase so I thought efficiency may help with my following work.

Any other request aomething personal i know youre not like them i see it even with your new Flesh man mana body.

Ainz:Have you met cases when someone was trasported to other worlds in difrent body,s and such?

Bone.Jr: i belive we are bowth suffering from the same problem i can smell the natural energy off you and all the others well everything except your soul as i do belive you use to be human such as I am a fragment of one such as yourself.

He calls himself Bone boneson uterly ridiculous i wood have named myself something else but i got a name i am fine with Bone Jester at your service for short Bone.Jr. Or Be.Jester witch wood you like to call me i am fine with all of them.

Ainz: Were is your main body?

Bone.Jr: In the world of Warhamer 40k he is the fifth chaos god the Ebony bone i will not summon him he has unlimited power in the warp while here he would be about level 50 still weak but growing were we we yes the limit brake skill i will make one obseve it if its not lile you want i will change it.

[Skill:Human potential.

Effect: Lowers available bopwer to 80% of the total value.

Side effect:If the human form traisn and develops to equivalent of 100% the new 20% of new power will be asimilated in the original power to then drop once more to 80% for further growth.

Creator:Boes Jester Boneson.

Race: Abyss/Warp demon.

Spawn of Bone Skull Boneson]

Bone.Jr: Any changes you desire to add or remove?

Ainz: i belive this will sufice all the childred of my friends will learn this skill and sonwe will be more powerfull my skill can be imroves as well?

Bones.Jr: yes but i wood advise to get bowth as the effects can stack and be more usefull.

Ainz: All right I will collect the souls.

Meanwhile in another univers.

I woke i saw thru one eye i am a ball of hear very large amount of it i turned around and noted ...nothing special i am in a tunnel and i don't smell anything great no smelling form me .....i started walking ....crawling?...using my hair to move like a centipede...i kept moving untill i reached the exit water down and be redy to fall i saw moved my many tendeills to impale the metal and ran untill i reached a street road, i turned to se nothing special i then followed the street and after a while i arrived at a town i kept walking and climbing on walls and sealings i found and money and crawled to get the things i wanted it seams i can stomach anything from iron to marshmallows and such i am quite happy i got the food i wanted and payed then left thru the vents i got my snacks and using that as energy i started building my body following the template and then completed the body parts i got many materials as the places around are infested by rats...mice and many other things.

I was puting the last touches and spreading my tendrils thru it finally my body moved and felt i checked the body,s joints i got my body checked up and finally my energy levels reached enough to use shape-shifting and with the doll,

I in i changed my front now showing two eyes on the dolls face and my mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth no water will mess up my doll even if it's temporary.

I made some clothes and shoes i atrived at a street and the body is redy i have the power to smell now ,

i clenched my those and with a gentle smile walked amongs humans unoticed .....at least they are not screaming i didn't have ears as the hear works wonders to capture sounds,

i met interesting people they were nice i moved my ass and sat on a bench the vew is nice calming my smile fading and the atmosphere changing i opened my eye and the world shuck then it stoped i felt two souls serch for me i stayed on the bench and after a couple days they got to me one of them introduced himself.

Dean:Who stays on a bench for three days straight?

John Doe:John Doe dose human...any problems Hunter?

Sam: Lisen here buddy we were called by a buddy of ours with the video of a creature then a new resident appearing here are that creature?

John Doe: A single eye surrounded by black hair that both at night food and things?

Dean:Yea that thing we saw the recordings, it that you?

John Doe: No idea what your talking about Sam and Dean Winchester, and i dont trust Part demon and Angel vesalls they only bring trouble while i am juat a ordinary Eldrege a newborn but still a eldrige.

Sam:Youre a wat? Please say youre kidding.

Dean:Wat is he ?

Sam:You know Lovecraft the guy who wrote the book of horrors...we are looking at one i guess, can you show us proof?

John doe:Are you willing to go insane?

As many eyes of red light surrounded them blinking and such only to close and open as razer sharp maws sliling and laughing.

Anybody waching may see three guys chating no strange things happening i made sure of that as the two gulped and i folowed by teling them.

Johan Doe: The thing is my cute friends i don't find you compatible with me so you can checknon me if you want but know that if any hinter try,s going after my fluffy self i will grant them a peek to horrors untold no angel or demon can survive unshaved,Got that ?

Sam:Youp not gonna bother you i will send mesages so no Hunter may meet a terrible fate.

Dean:Anything we shoud know to not do that may trigger you? If i may be blunt.

John doe: Dont ever waste food in my presence that is a great insult others may have other triggers as you said as for ways to appease me food is sweeter the better for others ask them there should not be any other take care.

And don't forget if you find any monsters that you can not kill call me or just find my tracks take care you troublesome bunch.

I saw them leave and i changed my for just a little now sporting two normal sized ears and shifted my tung as i extended it to such inhuman size the two were wide eyed untill they passed the barrier and they noted i was blip in them i chuckled and they noticed it looked so normal but they felt it was off somehow not right and the dissonance made them shiver i got up after few hours and walked and walked untill i found an abandoned building that i changed and made it in my den.

I had made a bed and fell on it then i slept.

After few days i woke around me eyes blinked open i saw everything my human form having devolved in a truly odd sigh my hole body covered by black light eating black threads of my hear my mouth reaching beyond my fake ears and my teeth had multiple lairs like a shark my fingers and toes claws the clothes no more i focused and returned to the human appearance as the hair turned a shade of auburn my eyes going from black to auburn and green emerald i smiled the body felt closer to me i got up and went to a convenience store got something to chow on then i went to a dump got few parts and build a bike as the base for my vehicle i was ignored as i desired and finished the process the new structure looked like an art project but it worked i went on the bike and went very fast and powerful speed i had accidentally hit a tree it flew off the bike had no scratch and i finally arrived to a new town i had gotten a healers table some people came mostly supernatural as I was open only during the night and the psionic mark had them if needing help come to me we did a transzaction and i fixed theyr dammaged body,s .

A vampire with a missing limb came he placed mony and i started my work to affix its limb back together mending both bone skin and muscle reducing its recovery time to few hours the only trace an auburn hear thick string as a memory of when it happened, onather was a leg of a werewolf it got turned to pulp i had to reconstruct his leg remove any bacteria and make a frame to then fit the correct cells the process was painless but gruesome the operation ended when the skin was completely stitched back together giving her a pattern on her leg like she was hit by a lightning bolt the thin auburn thread will be assimilated by the cells leaving only a scar not impeding the movement or functionality she walked it off the sedative the price was a cake that she will deliver tomorrow i turned to the last of my customer he was sporting a hole of shotgun in his chest he is shape shifter in exchange for his fix i got a identity card the process took a few minutes as i needed to work with his regeneration and no remnants were left as generating stem cells compatible with him was easy work.

The wolf lady had brought then cake and then the shape shifter at night brought me the identity John Kerr i liked it we parted ways and i kept watching tv untill i felt a other supernatural get hurt badly hurt i left my room and went to them and i saw a hunter he was a werewolf but still a hunter i approached and he pulled a gun he saw me and his senses brought him alarm i did not spell like a human but like wax and hair with a mix of chocolate and alcohol he gave up and asked.

W.Hunter: Wat do you want?Don't you see im dying here come finish me off.

John Kerr: You see hunter i am caretaker wood you like to be healed? It wood cost you some cash or some kind of tasty treat the last peraon inhelpednthey broght me a cake the next day , wood you want to make the same arrangement?

W.hunter: Wat else do i have to lose do your worst caretaker.

John Keer: You meed do my best to heal you?

W.hunter:Yea ...

And he went unconscious i sent my tendrills and started extracting the silver shards in his body while we went to my room nobody noticed as they were no supernatural,s i fixed the hole and toxins due to silver i had then gave him a scrubbing and dead cell,s purge there and then i set him to rest while his muscles release tension and sat with him in the morning we woke he was groggy and was in odd position he felt safe on my thigh witch are quite comfortable he turnednand saw me wearing a black tshirt and jeans with shoes and my large volumenof hair while he woke he noticed no pain no tension and no danger he was about to tens up i dont want my work ruined so i gave him flick over the nose that got him to move his attention to me.

Johan Kerr : Don't you dare ruin my work your tension was bothersome to alleviate so don't just ruin my hard work you need at least two hours of relaxing then you can get as tense as you want for those hours you're baking me a cake personally lets go shopping i want chocolate in it and yes you can get a slice.

We then left the hotel we found a good shop and both the ingredients then we borrowed a cooking room then we started by mixing eggs flower powder cacao then i took it out and started showing him how to do it by hand thei took fifteen minutes untill it was fermi guided him to flaten it and set it in a tray coverd with oil and cooking paper then we looked as it rose just a bit not much i had him make the filling with cream chocolate and some cheese all together then we added chocolate chips and some rum the mixture ended up fluffy and tasty we made few levels and the cake was covered by an entire jar of nutella then left to chill for a couple minutes and we had it the tasty cake then i saw him look odd he told me he is allergicc to chocolate i amiled and he saw on the side a cake slice without the chocolate i was making a spare slice witout for comparation i took a spoon full and handed him the rest.

Johan kerr: You can have the test controll peace i checked alwredy a bite now for the true test hahah.

I then grabed the cake and ate it in few bites the hunter was amaized he asked wat am i.

John Kerr: Eldrege fluff ball the human form is designed and placed together from my tendril and few materials from around here the skin smooth as silk durable as a forty centimeters ballistic glass very useful for my safety when dealing with supernatural,s

Any other questions?

W.hunter: Any way to contact you? If i need to heal someone?

John Kerr: Shure get me a cell phone and you can just call me inshoud be able to get to you in matter of minutes, it will look odd but thats life.

W.hunter: All right I can work with that.

Then he left he ate the full peace i was happy now were was i , yes i need to get myself a few connections i went to a cross road and used some of my power and a demon formed in a human form smells very bad then noted i the Werewolf hunter he was at a distance i then extended my hair and the demon was captured i then followed by carving things on its body and throwing it at the current leader of the demon kind the effect was funny i had even saw him for a moment he went wide eyed as his underling was shot at him like a cannonball.

A few minutes later and he appeared in front of me Crowly he was very angry he was tied up and i checked yup i can smell a fallen angel on him and i dug in his memory,s and found the cage and my next target i tore a portal with his soul and arrived in the deepest region of the hell and I stood in front of Lucifer not the guy who I like but a blond asshole.

Morningstar: Who donwe have here a thing from were are you? I dont belive we met my name is Lucifer and you may be?

John Kerr Doe: John for you and yes i am not one of his creations that sloppy noodle of a god do you know why i am here?

Morningstar: Not a single clue, can you free me ?

John Kerr Doe: Yea and no....i will explain

Yes i can free you but you will be irrevocably changed , No you will not be the same no hate nor anger you will be one of my kind immortal unless one of our kind decides to eat you that isnvariably imposible since indont care to eat kin and other kin will not be here any time soon, so do you still want to escape?

Morningstar: Freedom from everything it sounds delightful please do it i dont want to be fathers pon anymore.

Then the Eldredge creature moved and left its shell and a ball of fluff with one eye was reviled I jumped in the cage and morningstar was enveloped in the uncountable tendril,s as his body was changed his soul now remade he was a blond fluff ball one eye and a mouth of razer sharp teeth i then passed thru the gate leaving there a single golden feather i entered my shell and i focused and made a auburn cat shell in witch he entered and promptly assimilated into himself now visible a golden cat it sat on my shoulder and we left and after some time we reached the surface and we left hell this took a considerable amount of time the little cat now being equivalent to a twelve year old kid with blond hear and a red suit very adorable i exited the hell and saw.

Garth: I saw him dicepere with crowly i had to call you guys you told me you knew him.

Sam:Wat made it a good idea to call us you told me there was a hell gate here the solt circle helped but wat now?

John Kerr: Any problem?

Dean:Yea we cant close the damn door to hell.

John Kerr: Wat door?

Dean: That door!

Were did it go?

John!

And a blond kid?

Sam: So the situation is resolved great do you know how many people wood have gotten hurt if demons started passing thrue the hell dor?

John Kerr: None since they wood have turned to energy once they entered it and enter in the atmosphere raizing the magic innthis world for a bit of time.

Lucy: Were arenwe going brother? Who are these "PEOPLE"?

John Kerr: We are going to get some tasty things then wander the world for who are these people they are hunters they kill bad supernatural they can probably kill us as well if we are not good i for shure i know they will hold something that can kill your prior self little Lucifer Morningstar but now sealing isnthe best they can do if i dont give them something that can kill creatures like us is it not right guys.

Garth : Did he say Lucifer?

Sam:The light bringer?

Dean: The Devil?

John Doe Kerr: The new Eldrege Demiurge and my brother.

Dean:.....you did wat!

Sam: Ow god we had to deal only with one of you now there are two.

Garth: Are we gonna die ?

John Doe: Worse you're going to live and die due to old age while your famili will battle monsters of unfamatheble power.

Lucy: So icecream or cake?

John:Lets find some ice cream.

Lucy:Yay lets go.

Johan Kerr: dont bother have a nice day and bye i dought this is the last time we meet but nobody knows.

Then with Lucy we passed thrue a gate abd we apered in a diffent place.

We saw a digital world i blinked and it was now from theyr perspective i turned and noticed a pare of dantures with eyes in between them along with a few other human? I saw Lucifer go wide eyed and ran around i placed a reality barrier around us and the world now moved once more i was seen by anclown like human i waved and vanished i gave Luci few rules and i went out and found the void thenempty space that can benuaed as anything i formed a barrier and with a copy of the human rules its done praimodoal chaos the stability and finaly a inhabitable world i inscribea some tranzlation softwere and made a exit to this poket miniverse i ajusted the scale and finaly i called the game master.

Caine: Excuse me can you keep her busy i have a update to overgo and check i will be back in a few minutes hopefully.

Then he teleported he arrived next to me and i said .

Johan Kerr : Welcome to my little slice of datta in the void do you have any questions?

Caine:How come youre here ....Who are you ....i know your not hunan .....why.....Tell me! I am literaly dieng with anticipation!

Johan Kerr: I am a Monster i have te ability to change reality and you can addes me as JOHAN a plejure to meet the Strivin gun artificial intelect that tries his best to save humans.

Can you bring the abstracts as you call them?

Caine: Why? Can you help them?

Johan: Probably i need to check them to know if they are salvageable or in need to be transformed in beings similar to myself a better fate then being left to madness in the deep dark true?

Caine: Allright a minute .....and here they are.

Johan:Soul scramble curious the rules of my domain should mitigate any true death of they're soul follow we need to fix them as they are capable to survive they will be the new demyhumans of this land .

Caine: can i brin the others?

If its safe afterall.

John: Give them a few days to ajust then you can bring them i need to make a safe zone and a portal so you can connect easier to this floring ball of earth.

Caine:Allright i will be back in a few days.

I had watched the strange place and time then analysis and figured the small village i planted food crops had some demi humans be sent to few outposts and finally done the first safe zones and four new towns then the five were set to arrive i made a game Caine had set the portal and when they entered was put in a black suet my eyes all showing with sometimes my mouth showing a big smile my shin red and black and urburn in a pattern i was happy and they enterd i saw them open theyr eues wide then they noticed me i made a bow and started speaking:

John Kerr: A pleasure to meet you fellow friends in a pickle you can call me Able Caine,s friend i had managed to make a replica of the true world the former abstracts were fixed here they are still getting used to they're new body,s so do not worry , i wood like you to meditate for a hour while i work on your body,s i need to make sure you have complete forms not only information but also mass even if its digital,

Were were we yes the process will give you insides designed for your body,s that are already byproduct of you subconscious redy ....good go to a room and stay on a bed to sleep you will wake tomorrow as new beings in new body,s that will happen to look like this ones a little bit at least .

Then they followed my request i then i went to the first to fall asleep and it was the ribbon and mask female i started my using the mask material for her skeletal base then the ribbon as muscle and one last lear as her skin the form was a red humanoid with and white mask white nails and no reproductive organs even if it has a female figure and now the power to shift her form as she desires she is fragile but can heal herself over time as she holds her broken peaces together for a short period next was the old chess peace king i had started by adding mass and finally shape it is golem like body easy to move and durable he still has his cape and he is slender but well carved i allowed him to have a minor shape shifting capability to fix himself when needed next the abstract shaped female i had went a bit further with her changes as she now looked more humanoid and had a proper face a half way to human and what they she is the same minor shape shifting power for her last touches and now the rabbit man ....now he was a man with rabbit features still he now was a bit more handsome i chuckled and left to the doll as i felt her fall asleap i enterd and with care fixed her asimetry and now she looks more human even if the stitches are visible now with five fingers and not so bad hair kept the collor skim and finally gave her a skeletal structure and stuffing and the minor shape changing capability now for the jester ...a she was close to normal i filled her body making her leas cartoon like and gave her a bit more haight and modified her clothes to fit her along with the minor shape shifting and strechy body.

Then i was last i shifted to my more human form consealing myself and i found a emty bed and woke with them i heard few screames and the ocajional burst of teers i left my room and saw them out checking theyr body,s they saw me and.

Tax:And who do we have here a new character or the other administrator?

John Kerr: You guys can call me John Kerr i am a normal guy and a resident of this pocket of real space in cyberspace as you have experienced the natural sleep cycle our body,s are made to go through the processes and you need to get used to i am already complete Able had worked with me we are the same species after all.

King: Are there insect collections?

Pomni: Is there a way out ?

John:No there is no way out you all of you are not the originals but copy,s perfect but still you not the original but still good you got your new identity there is no need to try and find out your past selfs.

Gangle: It matter not but if youre happy here we can make it home, by the way i relly like my new more complete body thanck you.

Tax: Yea yea can we geg to the fun part?

Johan:Food and the kind you actualy need if not these Avatars will die and you will be sent to Caine,s zone, now to the food room were we make our food.

Pomni: The kitchen yes? Please tell me its a kitchen!

Tax:Calm down tuts it cant be worse then Caine,s place.

John: But be weary the world is not under my controll i started it now its chaotic and unpredictable be safe bitter sweet compared to his pure datta world.

Now i will leave and let you guys explore and survive in this small village good luck bye.

Then indicepered to see Lucy start his new religion i left him here with a small message and i dicepeted while this digital world now was conected to me as i will be able to acess it at my whill and bring people there if desires then i blincked as i now apered somewere else .

And i showed up and then got blasted by a lazer beem making a hole thru my falce body i feel on the floor and the training of the x men ended they came closer seeing large amounts of blood be pored on the floor the guy came closer and saw a surprised look on a normal guy face the smell made the back off then they saw the eye on the left move merge with the right then the face was being peeled off and revealed a eye surrounded by hair as the digital enemy,s deactivated and the furr ball opend its mouth to then eat crunch by chucke bite the body when it was done the x men we revealed to be x teens and afraid i then with my many tenril and the few metal bits littering the floor made my pale clay as a new body was sculpted then inhabited and dressed the team by now was jut horrified the kids fell on they're asses and fainted i chuckled and eyes manifested observing my surroundings i then went and the door opened i saw the AI of the room as well afraid and complyent i walked and met Logen he had his claws out and shakig i smiled and my hair grabed him as then i said.

John Kerr: I thank you Haulet for this nice meal .

As then i opened my mouth and big his forearm then he started screaming his body went limp due to the immense shock he suffered then he regenerated faster and faster as my many tendril extracted the Adamanteum in his body letting his bio adamantium that he developed over these many years to cover the missing bits this ended after a minute he was tired and fell asleep i opened my mouth and with the new material added to my clay i moved and he couldn't move i got to my feet and left the next member of the x team was Munro she took a look and the effect my body has on people made her go pale and run i chuckled and kept walking i met Colosus he was truly a Metalic statue as he fainted in his biometalic state.

I left the hole group of mutants now paniking while i activated my reality bubble and seald the fear effect i have then went to my walck i went about and finaly i got myself to a shop were i both few things and kept walking for a while finaly i arrived to a nice park then i felt a invisible ship come close and land i saw Logan and Beast he moved with confidence while Logan was hesitating .

I wached and they are now in front of me and Beast spoke :

Beas makoi:Hellow we came here to request you to come with us to the mansion you're kind of big trouble you dealt with trained individuals and logan whatever you did made him a lot buffer but as you can see he is hezitating any way we can convince you?

Johan: I am Joha my species is named a regular guy, you on the other hand are just faild products and your name you gave yourself only make it worse call yourselfs meta humans , as even if humans are faild wepons they have theyr uses you for example are very advanced in technology even if you dont get wen you make Artificeal intelects the place were i apered and promptly got shot thrue is controlled by one a good girl she is.

Beast: How come you know of its true? Or falce?

Johan:The actual name for mu species is unpronounceble for your human mimds just know that the reserchers called us pest due to our fast and easy reproduction and ability to consume any one thing we desire at any time you cant understand my no being cant naturaly, well i feel this is getting out of hand.

But you must understand i have my relaxing time i dont relese hundreds of of my lesser creatures you will need to get rid off if you dont want your world to be Eaten .

Magneto: Join me you fellow mutant!

Johan:SHUT UP YOU NATZI PLEB!!

Magneto was about to get offended only to notice his helmet in my hand and i took peace by peace chewing it he shut up and turned go beast as he said.

Magneto: Is he at least a mutant? I got a guy that detects them and i dont thinck he got it right i hope not my powers are not affecting my helmet in his hand.

Johan: The thing is , this tastes pretty good , you're a big waste of humanity.

*munch munch* Do you have other of this material its quite tasty, were am my manners do you want some?

No? To bad i will finish it now.

The helmet was now nothing much but useful clay i finally spit it out and modeled and finally formed a head set for with big fluffy cotton ear pads i then saw Magneto *breath* and left sulking i turned to beast and said.

Johan:Leave i need to eat some tasty things bother me and suffer my shenanigans so bye and tell you war world veteran to leave .

Wolverine :How do you know of me!

Johan: Youre a member of the HOWLET famaly like hou brother saber tooth and maybe your kid they all injeret the regeneration so go do reserch and find peace or will you let me much more on you, dont tell me you liked it?

Then I just sat and relaxed i ate and after a few hours i got up and went about my day when a human tried to mug me they were horrorfied and left fainted.

I've got my arrival and found myself at a damm of water really nice and such i figured i wood get some pizza i had used a phone to order it with few sodas and after a bit met a man with rough pants walking he saw me and then i made a few clothes and waved him to me he felt odd nice but odd i gave him the clothes and he saw me remove the lowwer pizza box i smiled and told him.

Johan Kerr: Dont overtax your little brain accept the gift and we can then part ways but now nobody can identify your location or that youre here i have had my fun now relax youre a expert at it are you not?

Bruce: So no more chaice for a little bit?

Thanks.....was that a military truck?

Nevermind thanks for the clothes they're comfy.

Johan:Theyre verry strechy and very durable trust me i made them out of Adamantium clay thred my personal mix rules dont relly aply when i was done making them any question?

Bruce:Wat are you?

Johan:Species or clasification by scie tific methods?

Bruce: Pleas tell me bowth.

Johan:Ok for species we use your language and it translated to a regular guy but by your scientific methods i am a ELDREGE fluff ball with a eye as a core, a usually pest species but now i am enjoying my time eating pizza with a fellow monster as that is our true being for you about half way while i am complete do you want to hear a story?

Bruce: Fine i hope its nice.

John: Before there was everything there ware worlds cover in flames and before that there was nothing but before even that there are monster they were birth to form the space were everything wood be made i was one of them your father as well he is called the one bellow all i am and is always JOHAN and during that period before we were sent thru everything that was and is we were chaotic selfish true monsters we killed ate and many more evil things but there are very small amount of them that got bored we were the strongest of them and we made lies so convincing even you belive them Justice , Mercy , Kindness , and Morality many other small lies were needed to educate the weeker ones to gather up form tribes and survive to prosper and be entertaining to satisfy our bordom i just wached slept ate my only Lie was SLOTH and it served well i got all these new tasty things no?

Just look at wat you build together very entertaining and you should know your father will try to enter this dimension the green door never go in it as for hulck he is literally you as a child be kind and make peace and be complete before your father takes complete controll of you.

Bruce:So if thats true then how can i belive you, trust you?

Johan: You don't need to i am just temporary visiting this universe i am having this discussion not only with you but with hulk as well you know for a brilliant man you're anger is all sent to your other half you're more monster then him and trust me i know one wen i meet one you're not evil but you will unintentionally course so much evil that its really funny and your meant to be a hero and i had seen heroes psichopaths insane genosider maniacs all of them but the most dumb and innocent you never saw a man eat a child did you know he was supposed to save him the child i mean he was suppose to keep him safe and all due to some whispers in his mind : He will kill you he will take your wife he he will take your throne he want your power .

I didn't figure it out was he Cronos or Oraien it does not matter anyway he was fated to die tore in pieces as he failed wat he was meant to do .....don't look at me like that i was tring to drink some of the alcohol at that time very tasty i remember it like it was yesterday he puked his kids out when one of his sons poisoned him .

Bruce: I am not that much of a historian but i thinck you mean the greek pantheon.

Are Gods real?

John: You forgot youre half like them they call your kin demigods weeklings with good potential just look at you good mind and stronger body once you fix your mental ishues, and yes they exist Norce , Greek and many more small groups of little people with rotten minds or to much eggo a bit like you as youre not the smartest or strongest youre going to get it soon there are always more powerfull creatures as i know best since i was and am week but very good at survival and getting wat i want , like this small discusion the pizza and you wearing my desinged clothes they fit well no?