Inosuke Hashibira, The boar boy
This makes me v e r y uncomfortable.
His body is buff but he has a feminine face-
"Why are you staring at my face?!" inosuke asked netsu
" i didn't. I wasn't looking at you. I have no problem with your face. It's refined and small...a fair complexion! It's really nice!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU" inosuke yelled
"Yeah...no...you're too hurt, and you broke my ribs...so…"
"FIGHT ME AGAIN!!"
"NO!!"
"PLEASE?!"
"You gotta sit down-"
"I'm gonna tell you my name again! Remember it!! My name is Inosuke Hashibira!!"
"I know, pig face...how do you write that?"
"Write? I dunno how to read or write...it was written on my diaper when i was a baby!!"
He stopped moving
"What's wrong?" kuki asked
"He stopped moving…" kage said
"Oi, pig face...you okay?" netsu asked.
He fell forward and started foaming at the mouth.
"He collapsed!!" teruko said
"Is he dead?" zenitsu asked.
"No...he probably has a concussion since i shoved him into the tree really hard…"
"Are you okay?" teruko asked netsu
"Uh...yeah!"
Netsu turned to the others.
"Alright...who's the lemon head?"
"I-I'm Zenitsu Agatsuma!" he answered
He blushed at netsu.
"Well! For those of you who don't know me, The name's Netsu Rengoku! Pleasure to meet ya"
Then she looked at the unconscious inosuke.
"Well...i gotta help him anyways...even if he's a pain in the a- i mean butt…"
…
Inosuke had woken up
"AHHHH!" he screamed
"HE'S AWAKE?!" zenitsu screeched.
"LETS FIGHT!!"
Inosuke started to chase zenitsu.
"HE'S LIKE THIS AFTER WAKING UP?! THAT KIND OF PERSON IS SCARY!!"
"HEY! LET'S FIGHT-"
He turned to the rest of the crew.
They were making graves for those who died in the mansion.
"What are you doing?" he asked
"We're burying bodies!" hoshi said
"Come help us, inosuke. There are more dead people in the house" shizen said
"What's the meaning of burying a corpse?! I won't do it!! I won't help!! Leave it! Come and fight me!!" inosuke said.
"Where do they find these people…" kuki muttered.
"Who?" hoshi asked
"The corps"
"I see...you cant help because you're injured, right?" tanjiro asked
"Those two are doomed" the crowd muttered.
"No, it's okay. Everyone's pain tolerance is different, after all! Moving the dead people outside, digging and burying them can be really tiring. I'll work hard with the others. Don't worry. "
Inosuke started growling
"Rest well inosuke"
More growling
"Sorry for forcing you while you're injured"
"DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME!! BE IT 100 OR 200 PEOPLE. WATCH ME AS I BURY THEM! I'M BETTER AT BURYING BODIES THAN ANYBODY ELSE" inosuke yelled
Then he ran inside
…
After all of the bodies have been buried
"What is that guy doing?" teruko asked
"Don't look at the scary pig man teruko…" hoshi said.
Then a crow circled them.
"KAW! KAW! DESCEND THE MOUNTAIN!!" it yelled
"That crow is actually talking…" the kids muttered
"Don't think about it…" kiyoshi said.
Tanjiro grabbed nezuko.
"Come on, follow me," tanjiro said to the kids.
"HEY!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" inosuke yelled
"We're going down the mountain" netsu said
"WE'RE NOT DONE WITH OUR DUEL!!"
"You must be tired, right?" shizen asked
"I'M NOT TIRED AT ALL!! LET'S FIGHT"
"No"
…
The crow gave the kids a bag of wisteria
"It's to ward off demons. Someone with rare blood like you should always carry it"
"Is it wisteria?"
"Yeah, demons fear this kind of flower. You better carry it"
Kiyoshi put it in his pocket
"Thank you so much! We can go home by ourselves!" he smiled.
"Have a safe journey!!"
…
"LET'S FIGHT!! I'LL FIND YOUR WEAKNESSES AND BEAT YOU!"
"We have names y'know" hoshi muttered
"I'M TANJIRO KAMADO!"
"Gonpachiro kamaboko! I'll fight you!!"
"Who do you mean?"
"You!!"
"You got the wrong person!!"
"SHUT UP! YOU GUYS ARE SO NOSY!!" zenitsu screeched
…
"It's the wisteria family crest…" kuki said
"KAW! KAW! REST! ANYONE WHO'S INJURED REST UNTIL YOU'RE FULLY RECOVERED!!"
"We can rest now?" tanjiro asked
"Ke ke ke"
"Ke ke ke?"
"Lets eat it…" inosuke grabbed the crow's tail.
The crow gasped.
Then an old woman came out the door.
"Hello."
"Sorry for disturbing you at this late hour!" hoshi said
"I-its a monster!!" zenitsu muttered.
"Shut up!" hoshi hissed at him
"Who the heck are you...you look weak" inosuke poked the old lady.
"STOP IT!" hoshi screamed
"You all are demon slayers, right? Please come in"
They walked behind her.
"She walks fast" zenitsu shuddered
…
The old lady led them to a room
"Clean clothes for everyone"
Then another room
"Food for everyone"
"She's a monster! That granny is a monster! Her movement is oddly fast! She's a monster! monster granny!" zenitsu yelled
Hoshi and Tanjiro hit him in the head.
…
CHOMP
CHOMP
CHOMP
Inosuke was eating like the barbarian he was
"Use chopsticks" taiyo said
Then inosuke stole some of netsu's food.
Then he laughed.
He stole more food.
And laughed again
"I don't usually do this, but my brother steals a lot of my food too, so if you're so hungry, here…" she held up her tempura box and tried giving it to inosuke
"AHHHH!" he screeched
…
"Your bedding is ready" the old lady smiled.
The boys and girls slept in two separate rooms.
The girl's rooms were quite empty since it was only the 3 of them.
Meanwhile the boys were too crowded since there were 6 of them.
Inosuke jumped on the first futon mat.
"First come first serve!! I'm gonna sleep here" he smirked
"Okay? There are plenty of other beds here, inosuke…" kuki said
"EEEEYAAAAHHH!" inosuke threw a pillow at full force at zenitsu
…
"The doctor is here for your treatment" the old lady said
…
"Yes! Serious injuries!"
…
"I cant believe half of us have broken ribs…" kuki said
"Compared to my ribs, my bump hurts more than it" inosuke said
"I'm sure netsu will apologise later" kage said
"Speaking of apologising, you need to apologise to me. I was grabbed, kicked, and punched by you. Apologise, now" zenitsu said
"No"
"Apologise now!"
"NO!"
"YOU SHOULD APOLOGISE!!"
"If not, we won't eat with you!" taiyo said
"Whaddya mean?"
"I mean...a meal always tastes better when you eat it with other people." kage said
"He's right" kuki said
"Are you guys crazy?! You guys dont have the right to say that!" inosuke yelled
The old lady walked in front of the door
"Do you need anything else?" she asked from behind the door
"MONSTER GRANNY!!" zenitsu screeched
"SHUT UP!!" tanjiro yelled
Based on the kusagi crow's explanation, the family bearing the wisteria crest was once rescued by a demon slayer.
So they offer hospitality to demon slayers with all their hearts.
Although that's what they heard
"I can't believe how well we're being treated" kuki said
"Hey...what's the demon slayer corps?" inosuke asked
"Since you asked inosuke, why did you join the demon slayer corps? There must be a reason, right?" taiyo asked
"A member of the corps ran into my territory. We had a contest of strength and I snatched his sword."
"That guy must be unlucky…" zenitsu muttered
"After that, i heard about the final selection and the existence of demons."
"So that's why you joined the demon slayer corps! If that's so you must've grown up on the mountain like me!" tanjiro smiled
"Don't compare me to you!! I don't have any parents or siblings. Challenging other creatures to a fight is my only hobby!"
"I see…" tanjiro cried
"Tanjiro...since nobody asked, i'll do it...why are you carrying a demon with you?"
"Zenitsu...you treated me like a friend even though you knew...you're really great zenitsu, thank you!"
Zenitsu started giggling live a 14 year old girl, and started to roll around
"I can't help it when you compliment me like this! Hee hee hee hee!"
"I have a keen nose. From the start, I already knew this. You're very kind and strong, zenitsu."
He stopped rolling around, sat up straight, with a blank face
"No, I'm not strong at all. Are you kidding me?"
Then tanjiro's box opened a bit.
"THE DEMON'S COMING OUT!!" zenitsu screeched
"Zenitsu shhh! It's fine!" tanjiro whisper-shouted
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! EXPLAIN!!"
"Shut up zenitsu!!" kage whisper-shouted
"It's the middle of the night!!" kuki said.
The door opened a bit more
"YOU DIDN'T LOCK IT?!"
"Shhhh!"
"PROTECT ME! PROTECT ME QUICKLY! INOSUKE PROTECT ME!"
"Shove off nerd!"
Inosuke kicked zenitsu.
He flew back to next to the box.
The door opened a bit.
Zenitsu squealed in fear.
Then the door opened fully.
"AHH! ITS GONNA EAT ME! I GOTTA GO HIDE! I'M GONNA GET EATEN!" zenitsu ran towards the closet.
Out came nezuko.
"Ah! Nezuko!" tanjiro smiled.
The boys stared at her.
"Ugh...i've used too much of my brain" inosuke mumbled
"Zenitsu! Nezuko is my--"
"OKAY! WHO'S DEAD?!" the girls slammed the door open.
Then they looked at nezuko.
"Oh hi nezuko" they smiled
"Tanjiro...you…"
"Zenitsu?"
"You...you're so lucky!! Carrying such a cute girl with you. Carrying a cute girl, you traveled around the world happily every day!"
"No, zenitsu-"
"GIVE ME BACK THE BLOOD I LOST! I...I DIDN'T GO ALL OUT SO THAT YOU CAN FLIRT AND HAVE FUN WITH A GIRL EVERY DAY!! DID I ENDURE KICKS AND PUNCHES FROM THE MONSTER BOAR FOR THIS?!"
"Zenitsu chill out"
"The demon slayer corps is not a place to fool around"
Zenitsu got out his katana
"PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUGHT TO BE PURGED! YOU'LL BE PURGED NOW. THIS REMINDS ME YOU COMMITTED THE CRIME OF OBSTRUCTING MY MARRIAGE! I'LL PURGE YOU RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH THE DEMON SLAYER CORPS! YOU PEOPLE LIKE YOU--"
"ZENITSU STOP IT!" tanjiro yelled
"HOW DARE YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE CORPS! GO TO HELL! I HATE YOU!!"