What if?

Ileus was just as blank as him. "No," he replied, lifting his shoulder. "Giving names to the kids is Anastasia's department, not mine. If it were for me, I would have called my sons, son number one and son number two, or Ileus one and Ileus two." At this point of time, he didn't know why Anastasia called him arrogant and narcissist when he suggested her those names. It wasn't like he really thought of good names. 

Kaizan shook his head. Ileus was actually terrible at this. 

"Haven't you read any names in the books that I had given you?" Ileus asked, as he snapped the last piece in the first crib. 

Kaizan rolled his eyes. "I can't name my child Dick, Hardcock or Humper!" 

Ileus sighed. "If you ask me, those would be great names. Imagine how they would sound on women's lips. It would be like, 'Hardcock, come here', or, 'we have a Humper here'."

Kaizan looked at Ileus with wide eyes. "I don't really believe you just said that to my kids!"