The Black Rabbit

After sitting down in the chair, the same strange blackness surrounds James, blocking his sight of everything once more - only his own body, a sensation of massive acceleration and accompanying sudden seasickness, the strange statue towering over him, and the chair he was sitting on remained in his void of perception. A brief flash of light invades his vision as his eyes instinctively squint from the sudden burst of sunlight assailing his eyeballs as he fell to his ass for the second time that day. "Where am I?" asked James to himself, pondering the question to himself momentarily, quickly standing up and taking a quick look around the area. Even though his eyes were moving far too fast for a normal person to have made out any details, James noticed that he could make out nearly every detail of the scene in perfect detail; a large 100 metre clearing in a great green forest, trees surrounding him on every side, barely a cloud in sight in the sky. A paradise that he could take a 360 degree panorama of with just a simple twirl. The only exception being the chair that was fading out of existence before his very eyes, and a slight green haze hanging around a few plants, slightly obscuring their appearance.

"Neat, flowers that glow? Sounds like one of those fantasy novels to me, maybe they'll make me stronger or give me powers or something!" he thought to himself, casually strolling along with his bare feet touching the sun-kissed earth, making a pleasant rustling as they moved through the cotton-soft grass.

Snap. The sound of a twig breaking under his foot echoed in the forest, seemingly having transformed from a lively paradise into a silent nightmare in a split second - a gray fog spreading like flames, burning his vision and covering it with an ashy hue.

Crackle. The sound of electricity buzzing could be heard as a rabbit with pitch black fur slowly hopped out of the trees, thin arcs of lightning surrounding it as it turned its head to the side, staring at James with his beady eyes.

Pop. James' ears adjusted to the rapid change in pressure as the rabbit's head snapped straight in a split second, a vortex of rushing wind swirling under the rabbit, lifting it slowly into the air as sounds of rolling thunder grumbling like hungry belly of an ancient beast filled the empty forest, seemingly echoing and reverbing off of nothing, and pounding James' eardrums.

A stray leaf fell from one of the countless trees, swaying and swishing gently, as if the mini hurricane below it was nothing but a mirage. A thought popped into James' vacant mind, a thought he'd been considering ever since that aggressive woman decided to use him as a punching bag: 'How do I use that Analyst thing?'

Just as that thought crossed his mind, the leaf slowed down significantly: James could see the gray hue significantly fade from his vision, and the sounds of the forest returned. "Wait it was that easy!" exclaimed James out loud, drawing the attention of the rabbit-like creature.

"Wait, ain't this when you're supposed to piss your pants?" asked the rabbit, the voice of a small boy ringing throughout the clearing. "Why should I, now that I've come back to my senses, you're a lot less scary" chuckled James.

The rabbit looked surprised for a moment, before opening its mouth wide, its large front teeth clearly on display before shouting out "Divine Ability, you're a lucky bozo kiddo, never would I EVER have imagined I'd run into a Child o' Heaven out here in the boonies!".