##Joana##
Amber: Hello
Joana: Hahaha hello
Amber: I know am the last person you want to hear from. But I wanted to invite you to a couple retreat
Joana: Sorry to decipoint but am not a couple.
Amber: Yes, I know Derin told me, I have someone you'd find interesting. Please don't say no, Am trying to apologize
Joana: Um sure. Keisha and Jerry coming they can use a retreat.
Amber: Well if you insist.
We hung up. Maybe Keisha was right. I Hurried and called Keisha
Keisha: Hello
Joana: Hey chick
Keisha: What's up?
Joana: Today is the last day of school I quit the dinner because my mom is back working. Thank God she got hired as a janitor at the school. I have some free time. I will be going back to school this upcoming semester.
Keisha: Yes, am aware
Joana: You sound grumpy it's been 3 months you and him have not made up yet?
Keisha: He just need to tell me the truth so I could give him some ass is really simple.
Joana: Whatchu doing tomorrow?
Keisa: Cursing out clients why?
Joana: Come to a couples retreat with me.
Keisha: I understand am sexy but I don't swing that way. I need me good pipe nothing that could be removed once we are done.
I laughed she was soo crazy.
Joana: Well am going on a blind date Set up by Amber
Keisha: I don't know why you tolerate that girl she's belittling you infront of Derin.
Joana: So it seems. My birthday is in July will you do it for my birthday?
Keisha: Fine
It was already late so I thought I should go sleep over her house.
I told my parents they won't see me for a few days; I feel like this would be good for everyone. Derin was focus on Amber and Keisha was mad at Jerry, Sigh I was sick of being single. I had her pick me up
Keisha: You didn't have to come.
Joana: Of course I did. You look a mess
She drove to her mom small apartment. It was a two bedroom. her mother was already in bed we made our way to her very pink room. She had a queen size bed but no drawers. She preferred to hang every single clothes she had in the closet than drawer.
Joana: Let's pinky promise you won't change your mind.
Keisha: Why would I change my mind?
Joana: Because Jerry is coming
Keisha: Stop lying Joana
She looked so serious
Joana: Um Yeah.
Keisha: Look at my hair, I can't let him see me like this?
Joana: That is why we are best friend. Grab my bag for me. I think straight hair will look good.
Keisha: All the hair places is close at this time.
Joana: I bought everything already.
I bought a perm to perm the middle. No its not up for debate.
Keisha: Okay.
We endup spending the night doing her hair. I wasn't as good as her but I was almost there
Joana: Stay still
Keisha: You doing It tight on purpose
Joana: No, am not.
After we got done we took a quick nap just to get ready again. I decided to put on short rompers it was blue with Gold outline. I got my cute gold gladiator flat. My hair done, nails done. I choose the rompers to show my shape. I don't think eho ever am meeting would be decipointed.
We drove to Derin place. Jerry car was there I looked at her and smiled.
##Derin##
Dam Joana why you displaying so much legs? My boy was not looking good. His eyes looks swollen from crying soo much, Keisha was trying to avoid eye contact. Joana came dress up for this guy she's meeting over there as a blind date. We got in the limo, that drove us to the airport. We got into the private plane that will get us to a private island. Joana and Keisha was loosing it haha they so funy. They even eachother out. As much as I try to focus on Amber I couldn't. Everytime Joana would bend to look out the window, Or pour champagne on Keisha for them to scream "We love it here"
Jerry was sitting quietly by himself I decided to go sit by him
Derin: You good man?
Jerry: Yeah
Derin: Go pour some champagne on your girl
Jerry: She hasn't responded to any of my conversations starters
Derin: Conversations starters? she's a black woman. Man up grab her ass and kiss her.
Jerry: No, I don't want to do anything stupid like that.
Derin: Let's go bro!
Jerry: Chill man chill!
I grab his hands and brought him to the bar.
Joana: Ouh hi Jerry, You are pretty cute for a white boy do you want to dance with me?
Jerry: Um sure!
Keisha was looking but pretending not to look.
I put some hip hop song on. Something he could feel. Joana started; At least he knows how to get behind a black girl. Boy was starting to loose it feeling on that ass, I know the feeling. Is just the way she moves she knows how to bring that party animal out of you. She was twerking on him. Boy eye widened with excitement hahaha.
Joana: I've never kiss a White boy before.
Boy started to wet his lips, Savage! hahaha
Keisha: You always taking people man.
She pushed Joana out the way and kissed Jerry. Hahah Joana just left and went to the bar to get another drink. I see what she was doing now. I looked over Amber was sleeping by the window. I decided to join Joana for a drink.
Joana: Your seat's over there.
Derin: Haha whatever. Let me get a whiskey
Joana: Make it two
Derin: You excited to meet your potential match?
Joana: Yup, I don't know if it's the liquor but I hope he got a big dick. I can't with a small one. Am hoping I get f*cked on this trip. I've been soo horny. It's embarrassing.
Derin: Hahah yup definitely the liquor. You know it brings out your true feelings.
Joana: I probably shouldn't drink right? when I meet him?
Derin: I hope he have a small penis.
Joana: Gasp no don't speak that into existence.
She was trying to catch imaginary words.
The pilot announced our arrival. I woke up Amber. I got off the plane got in the limo with a worry some heart. My baby was horny and I couldn't help her. Some stupid guy is going to do the job for me. She was always straight forward when she wanted some.
The retreat place wasn't that far. We got off the limo with our bag.
Amber: Joana, Diego already here, He may be waiting for you in the room.
The hosttest gave her three keys.
She gave everyone their keys.
Jerry and Keisha was more than happy to go to their room. I didn't want Joana to go but what could I do? Amber grab my hands and she led me to our room.
Amber: I know you have your time But baby it's been months.
Derin: Um excuse me
I left her in the room to go to the lobby, I didn't want to talk about this anymore. When I got there I seen Joana sitting on the sofa with her suitcase infront of her. I walked over to her.
Joana: Hey I didn't know you weren't doing nasty things.
Derin: Haha what happend
Joana: What if he doesn't like me? What if am not his type?
Derin: Stop it, Your everybody's type
Joana: I feel soo dirty
Derin: You don't need to do what Keisha is doing.
Joana: But I don't want to be a nun
Derin: Well it got a couple of years Haha
She playfully hit my chest. I loved that smile. She was the only black girl that blush soo much. She got up with her small suitcase and left. Why I convince her to go do that?
##Joana##
Walking to my room soo anxious; what if he was ugly? I bumped to an guy in the hall.
Joana: Watch were you going.
Diego: Me? you should look up when you walking not down.
We both stop infront of the same door.
Diego: Joana?
Joana: Diego?
Diego: Oh wow your gorgeous
Joana: Your not soo bad yourself.
He open the door for me to walk in. This Latino was sexy, He wore slim clothes, the fabric looks expensive. He had light brown eyes. Nice perfect teeth. Nice eyelashes. Oh wow I would of never guess. Good job Amber!
There was one bed. Oh God. The place was well decorated with nice soft furnitures. It was brown nice relaxing color.
Diego: If you are uncomfortable sleeping in the bed with me I get it I could grab the couch
Joana: Haha please
Diego: No worries, I do want to get to know you better Joana but in due time Am sure we will make passionate love to each other
I couldn't help but smile. He was talking nasty.
I went to the bathroom to take a shower. He followed me standing near the door way. His whole presence was toxicating. He was just naturally sexy. I got undress in the bathtub, He was at the door. The bathtub was fully glasses yet not fully see through
It was a big tease. I brought my towel close. When I was done I got out I found him brushing his teeth but naked, He was not small at all. I couldn't stop looking.
Diego: I won't decipoint my lady.
I quickly walked in the room, out the bathroom to get dress. I put a thong on. Keisha said no to my other panties. I found some booty shorts showing my cheeks matching with a white brah like top With my Black sneakers.
I decided to go find Keisha! I was soo happy. He is definitely going to get some he just don't know.
I found Keisha sitting by the lake arguing with Jerry again.
Keisha: Why you don't want to tell me?
Jerry: Babe can we just let it go. Why do you care soo much. If you want to break up and be done with me say that, don't have Me wanting you if you don't want me back.
Dam I could take it just let me know. Dawg!
Joana: I seen Diego!
I said standing behind them sitting on the bench.
Keisha: You lying?
Joana: Nope and guess what?
Keisha: what?
Joana: He has a big dick!
Keisha: Dam sis! I like mine but you go head!
I saw Derin walking with Amber I decided to go tell him.
Joana: Hey let me Holla at you.
Derin: Please don't talk like that.
He told amber to hold on and he pulled me to the side?
Derin: What?
Joana: Guess what?
Dering: What?
Joana: He got a big Dick.
I know I wasn't whispering because amber chuckle at my words
Derin: Um why would I want to know that.
Joana: Oh my God I hope he could make my leg curl. Remember when we would fuck I would. Man I hope I still got it. I gotta bring out the big guns haha
I walked over to where Amber was standing waiting for Derin.
Joana: Good looking out Girl. Derin am going to borrow her for a min.
##Derin##
Did she just take Amber off my hands? She's happy about this guys penis she a trip. Did they already, naw she wasn't like that.
We were called to our first couple meeting. Diego was clearly infatuated with joana, look how he was looking at her, Pretending she was a whole snack, she was the last plate of food for him. Ugh disgusting. There is one bed. If he is sleeping behind her, Him rubing it on her back will get her. My baby please stay pure.
Trainer: We are discussing a woman body parts today
Derin: Wait what?
Training: Question after the illustrations.
This man brought out a whole Virginia dildo out.
training: A female have two preferred G spot
What type of retreat is this?
As the conversation continued it gets more insulting with each illustration. I can hear Diego and joana giggling. Diego wasn't that funny. This guy brought a penis explaining a guy's weakpoint. Oh lord. He explain the retreat is for two days. "It's guaranteed to get your sex drive back on track." I was furious I couldn't think straight. There was a truth circle tonight. More of this guy absolutely not.
When the presentation was over I angrily March to our room. She could see how upset I was she followed.
Amber: You look mad are you mad?
Derin: This is a sex healing thing isn't it
Amber: Yes
Derin: Why bring our friends here Amber. To know we are not having sex Amber?
Amber: Why won't you fuck me? We have amazing sex!
Derin: We have okay sex Amber it's not the best
Amber: What? Is that why you won't touch me?
Derin: No I can't touch you because I feel like everyone had you already. Am sorry but I don't want what everyone had.
Dam it why did I say that? She went outside I followed her to see Keisha and Joana by the door with a shock expression.
Derin: Not right now!
I said following behind her.
That was so stupid why do I say such stupid things.
##Joana##
Keisha: Did he just call her a hoe
Joana: I think so
Keisha: Oh dam. Lil white girl got her feelings hurt.
Joana: That was harsh that boy is really something. He shouldn't call Noone a hoe giving his record.
Keisha: Hmm we just wanted to know more about Diego.
Joana: I'm going to my room to get ready for this thing.
I walk to my room I seen him laying on the bed Staring at the ceiling.
Diego: Seems like you've been avoiding me all day
Joana: Not avoiding, Trying to get more info about you so I know how to approach
Diego: You could just ask me.
He said sitting up. He was giving me sexy look again. Looking at you with so much focus.
Joana: What do you do?
Diego: I work with models, I design clothes
Joana: Okay
Diego: What do you do?
Joana: Am a teacher
Diego: You look like I could teach you a couple of things.
Joana: Ha like what?
Diego: I don't know maybe we should start with what you do know, move from there.
I took a seat beside him on the bed
My heart was in my stomach
Diego: Are you straight or bi
Big question
Joana: Why do you ask?
Diego: You dress kinda boyish
Joana: You don't like it?
Diego: No, No matter what you put on I would love it.
Joana: Yeah. No am fully straight haha I know it stupid but same question goes for you
Diego: I am bi. I don't discriminate I love who I love, I fuck who I want. And I really want to fuck you Joana.
He said leaning in kissing me. His tongue, "ohh wow" His accent shows in his tongue roll!