Minato Bullshit

So the name of this overpowered ability is name switch ha... how very interesting let see how useful this ability really is.

Noir looks down on the human below him as he began contemplating which person is going to be his target until his eye was set on a group of people surrounding a woman and man who was trying to protect the woman.

Noir then takes black Monarch as he pierces himself in the heart the pain courses true his body and right after that he removes Black-Monarch from the place he inflicted the wound on as he said to himself.

*Sigh* "Getting used to pain is a bitch but then and again this is necessary pain after all as it will tell me just how overpowered Maria switching ability really is, but then and again I feel like she hasn't been using the full potential of the switching abilities or maybe she just can't access the full potential of it."

"But regardless of that I wonder can the injuries spread at multiple targets as well lets 12 men and 3 women are all trying to rob that one woman".

Noir then began to feel a link between him and his 12 targets the feeling was like a very warm and tingly feeling followed by the pain but this didn't stop Noir as he said to himself.

[Switch]

And when he said that he watches as all twelve individuals drop to the ground as they began holding their chest in pain while some just die instantly, meanwhile Noir look at his wound and to his amazement, the wound actually disappears it was almost like he didn't stab himself in the first place.

Although Noir experience this power first hand and has seen it in action, and now been one who has finally use it after plundering it from Maria's dead dried-up corpse he couldn't help but say in shock.

"This ability is too frightening, to the point it actually bullshits but in a good way that is, it like reverse Uno card a [full counter] on death it self ."

"Maria could have definitely been a very monstrous existence if this ability was developed further but too bad for her that I possess an ability that kills a reverse Uno card, then and again only people that could even stand some chance are people with regenerative capabilities."

"Now that I said it is it me or do I feel like everyone ability that I siphon thus far is too overpowered Ryu howl of the moon basically steroids as a skill on bullshit level, Reckitt Ralph diamond can give me tank level privilege and gay boy aura control hmm can be useful in many ways."

"But enough talking I'm going to go and kill Tanaka family now, at first I was going to let them live but I change my mind."

From there, Noir takes off toward Tanaka's direction.

Change of POV

Tanaka was driving in his Lambo as fast as he can to a partner of crime of his not only are their defense more reassured they can take refuge there as well.

"Shit how did it come to this."

Said Tanaka's first wife as she was holding three triplets who were scared for their lives.

Tanaka was stressing and panicking himself as he said.

"Fuck that thing probably aware we took advantage of Maria's sudden escape we can escape as well but were quite some distance away from the base we have to make to it the main base of Pandaminoum and we should be alright at least safe."

As the car went through a tunnel it would sadly not make it back out Noir was already waiting inside and as the far reach near the exit a lone man with platinum hair make his way in the middle of the road as Tanaka fourth wife point out.

"Darlin i-is that shit."

Ayako instantly waked up as she said.

"Run him over and don't stop."

Of course, that was what Tanaka was planning to do as he was getting really frustrated with all this shit this fucking shit this one fucking Oddity as he has put him through a lot of shit tonight as he began to increase the speed of the car the maximum.

*Vrooooooooom*

The sound of tires gripping the round with all it might be heard throughout the entire tunnel as take off at amazing speed straight for Noir while yelling.

"Fucking die already."

Noir watches as the Lambo was heading for him at amazing speed with little regard of what it hits.

Honestly Noir could only think to himself.

"This guy literally saw me annihilate his entire army of Yakuza and even made their trump card run the fuck away and they honestly think by running me over with a car would somehow miraculously save them I don't know I should laugh or cry at how hilarious this is."

He was about to reach Noir meanwhile Tanaka was in rageful mode as he wanted to roadkill this bastard in front of him.

But as the car reaches Noir it magically stops which surprised everyone in the car as they said the same time

All together: "What the hell happen."

From there the car began to float in the air.

"Dad I'm scared."

"I don't want to die to do something honey."

"Shit it's always me what the hell can I do in a situation like this cant y..."

Tanaka shout in anger, but before he could say what he wanted to say he mercilessly pull from straight through the windshield window by an invisible force as Tanaka scream in pain.

"Aghh... Damn oddity stop it."

Noir pulls Tanaka towards him as he kicks him with an extremely weak kick as he crashes into the tunnel walls Noir then began to walk to Tanaka.

"Fucking Oddity."

Yell Tanaka as he pulls up a desert eagle but right before he pulls the trigger Noir slice his entire hand off with Black-Monarch.

*Slice*

*Splurt*

Blood spray on the ground as Tanaka hold his now miss limb in pain and began screaming in pain once more.

"Aghh.. awwww... it hurts, fuck... aghh."

"Father." The triplets shout in great concern.

"Darling." Tanaka's fourth wife shouted out.

Meanwhile, his first wife was engaged as she jumps out of the car and rush Noir with two duel pistols as she shot it towards Noir but as the bullet reach Noir they were stopped by an invincible force once more.

As Noir said.

"Just stop it already it's useless you can't win, just accept your fate you going to die here regardless of what you guys do."

"My real name is Hichio Aqua from aqua family I go by the nicknamed of the water sprite I will have you know that nickname isn't for show."

And right after Hichio said that the bullets began to glow and a two giant portal began to open up as Noir watches as two powerful giant aqua like Cannon came towards him he then said in surprise.

"Wait what."

The blast was so powerful it completely bored a giant hole into the wall as it ravish it like a sharp blade digging the concrete like it was nothing.

Hichio drop to the ground as she began breathing really hard as she said.

"Haha that won't kill him but it should buy us enough time before he heals, sigh I can only use this powerful attack 10 times a day in intervals of 50 seconds as it takes away a lot of my spiritual energy so we have to hurry."

Hichio hurry went toward an injured Tanaka and pick him up as they went towards the car as Hichio said.

"Are you alright you look like crap."

"Do I look alright to you?"

"Haha, you will live we just have to get the arm rea...

*Stab*

"haaaaaa."

That was the only word Hichio could say as she watches down on surprised Tanaka who had a surprised face and when she looked down she saw a sword pierce her through her back to her stomach as she watches everyone then Tanaka as she said.

"I love you, Tanaka."

*Slice*

Tanaka watch as the sword was going up and when he looked his wife was sliced in half from the stomach up.

And when he looked he saw a blue light started to rise from the corpse as he instantly know it was here soul but what came next was Noir grab it and wast no time as he eats her soul right in front of Tanaka normally human can't see a soul but Noir made it visible just to instill as much fear, terror and misery into Tanaka's heart.

The triplets began to cry as they just witness their mother was murder right before their eyes

"You bastard I'm going to kill you even if I have to sell my soul to the devil."

Meanwhile Noir began to drain her body just enough to siphon her ability.

[You gained Aqua jet from the Victim Hichio]

Noir then look at the raging Tanaka who he could give little to no fuck about as bend down to meet him eye to eye as he said.

"You know it funny how many people lives you have ruin up till now and when I'm ruining your you actually have shit to say people die every day, as matter of fact look at your precious family over there."

Said Noir as he grabs Tanaka by the neck as what he was going to do to this man life was what gamer would a pro player move

Tanaka has been sensitive to shit around him had a bad feeling as he shouted out to his second wife and three children.

"Guys get out of the car you have run now."

The girls waste no time as they listen to their fathers words even the wife began to run as they all know staying here was meanless.

Noir began to charge up a really powerful bast or a gravity ball as Tanaka said.

"Please stop this you can kill me... at least let them live."

"I'm begging you here."

Noir paid him no mine at all ass prepare to put more power into it.

Tanaka can't see the ball but share the gravitational pull he was feeling from it was giving a bad feeling.

Noir then fired the invisible ball and when it fired off it was like a tiny raging black hold as Akako's head burst and collapse on itself like a balloon while the other two sister were blow to bits and the wife well she was all over the place.

It happen so fast the death can be considered as a painless one but the mess it left behind was a sight to be seen as Noir then said.

"Wow I just wanted to blow their limbs off and kill them slowly in front of you but I see your worthless gods showed them some form of Mercy my bad I guess."

Tanaka looks at the scene with a shocked face it leaves him so shock to the point word couldn't even come up.

Noir getting tired of this was bored relatively quickly reason be he already avenge all those poor loli that were rape by this fucker so to save time he wasted no time and ripped Tanaka's head off his body so fast he didn't even time react.

As he drops the now headless body of Tanka and burned it to ashes with his flames.

But for his dead wives and kids, he thinks they would make a good meal for kisshot as he could ask Mara to make something out of human flesh for her while on the other hand, he can start killing people who deserve to die and maybe even get a really scary legend after he completes the mission the system gave him in 3 months

After Noir brutally murder an entire family of yakuza he began to float in the air just flying in the city as he now carries the bodies of each of Tanaka's families with gravity manipulation but he was going to go home just as yet as Noir wanted to do something.

Noir decided to stop by an abandoned building to test out the other potential of Maria switching abilities as its uses were practically infinite if you were creative enough you see he can be assured that the only reason she was one of the ten kings of the church of Mary was not that she had some weird fire ability that allows her to increased her fighting prowess at a monstrous level, nor was it because of her amazing fighting style instead it was because of this one annoying ability that was busted as fucked.

When Maria possessed it she could have reflected back any and every injury back at her enemy.

Noir wouldn't even be surprised if most of Maria's enemies don't even know how they met their ends.

Noir been Noir wanted to see if he can further this ability more so than even the original user can then he would have valuable ability to use in many upcoming fights, normally with all his ability he was already walking disaster capable of totaling an entire planet if anything he and Kiss-shot would rival in terms of power, and maybe if he goes into his true form Kisshot might actually be put on edge. Noir would definitely overpower her in his true form.

Hell, he might even rival Deathtopia in terms of power as well, but even with all this ever since he came into this world two days ago he couldn't shake his father's words from his head at all as he remembered the warning he gave him.

"Hehe, eventually you're going to have to fight your siblings."

Noir looked at his hand and began to ponder with himself as said.

"I can't shake the feeling that I don't stand a chance even against the weakest siblings

, on one hand, I feel conflicted with myself as I lack the confidence to fight Yama children who are all revered as monsters among monsters, while on the other I feel like killing them one by one would be the best course of action, the reason is these are demon lord what would happen to my freedom if one of my so-called siblings beat me."

"My freedom could be in danger but then and again all this can be avoided if I don't lose that is."

"But enough of this monologuing I just don't have to lose when the time comes, as a matter of fact, I don't know how much time I have left in a whole, So let get right into a short practice and experiment and if it's successful I'm going to train it

to perfect after reach back home."

"I have seen it switch damaged to my enemies quite easily but I wonder is damage the only thing I can switch, or can I also switch places between two different things, for example, can I pull off

Minato flying thunder god or Sasuke Amenotejikara well a portion of it mostly switching position with enemies when I'm in a tuff spot."

Noir began to think really deeply as he just realized something amazing as he actually pulled off a very rare smile on his face but yet again no one was around to witness it as he said.

"Now that I think about it I have an arsenal of powers I could use to imitate other people's powers as well."

"Maria space abilities that surpass common sense, Reckitt Ralph crystalization which literally gives me the ability to coat myself in literal diamonds, the gay trap Aura control I wonder can I use this ability to also make a Susanoo, then and again I also have my gravity manipulation with this I'm confident I can imitate Nagoto planetary devastation and both the almighty push or pull."

"I can also utilize the power of the law of Sorrow to do even more insane things like for example I can imitate Escanor cruel sun with temperature manipulation, or I can also imitate Ichigo Getsuga Tenshou by using flames as a substitution instead of actual spiritual energy."

"Hell I can even get more creative and imitate Guy's 8th gate of death with my pure raw physical strength... maybe I should start one thing at a time like literally training something to absolute peak yea let's focus one thing at a time first, let's achieve Sasuke-level bullshit in three months.

From their Noir manifested a kunai knife as he was going to try and imitate Minato flying thunder god, but of course, he wasn't going to switch his body from one location to the other instead

he was going to practice with this kunai knife and a random hand-size rock he found.

Noir then stabbed the ground with a kunai knife made from his aura and place the rock 10 meters away from it as he manifested his tail and sat on it as he took a comfortable position and began concentrating with his all as he plans to switch the kunai which is the point [A] to the rock which is the point [B]

"OK Noir just remember the same feeling of switching injuries to others only this time it's not injuries but two solid objects in a whole sound easy enough."

*5 hours later*

Noir look at the half-broken knife that was on the ground and the stone that was also half-broken as he look at himself in a puddle as he said.

"Pathetic I spent five hours trying to switch the location of two small objects, and 30 minutes ago I finally manage to switch the two of them well half of each that is, and now I cant produce the same result once more well at least it gives me some hope I can someday pull off Minato level bullshit teleportation."

"Now that I think about it Rome wasn't built in one day either you know what let us not give up as yet I'm happy to know that hope isn't loss I can't use magic since I'm jack shit useless in that category, but I do have other means to beat my siblings were they excel in I will just have to work 100 times harder to produce an actual result."

"Well let's get Kiss-shot food and head home its getting really late well early since I could already see the sun rising up."

Noir began to flap his wings high in the sky and sonic boom to the direction of the floating Garden of Penthos which is about 200 miles off the coast from here after all starting tomorrow he will have to work on the mission given to him by the Sorrow system by creating his own legend.