Pranked Prankster

"Pfft! Ahahahaha, I can't do this anymore!" Voloha burst out laughing.

Bruh.

⟦⟦The prankster was pranked. What a progressive society we live in.⟧⟧

Jesus Christ, what's with everyone trying to prank me? Can't they see that I too have feelings which they ruthlessly sacrifice for a cheap laugh or two?

These guys are fucking assholes.

⟦⟦Says the guy who pranked his own Guild Member by pretending to be dead.⟧⟧

Hmm?

[There seems to be some static in our communication channel.]

⟦⟦Mmhmm, yup, there's static in a communication channel which was formed in the Information Dimension using two Eternal souls as its end points.⟧⟧

[Come again?]

Did I hear that right?

⟦⟦Are you saying something? I can't hear you over all this static.⟧⟧

[I want you to know that when you'll die, I'm going to crack open your skull and study your brain to ensure no one else turns out like you.]