Coordinated assault

Now that Azell's nefarious plans to prevent me from killing myself have been foiled, let's move on to more productive things, like having a good night's sleep.

That sounds so much worse when I actually say it out loud in my mind.

"So yea, just ignore Azell. Like, killing oneself is something only cowards do."

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"Then…" her gaze strangely focused on me. "Are you a coward? Or are you brave?"

"I'm not sure how courageous I am, but I'm definitely not a coward," I shrugged.

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Hmm, no, not 'everyone'.

The more precise statement would be that 'everyone who has talked to me for more than 7 minutes knows that I'm a liar'.

Which means I'm actually a pretty shit liar.

Damnit.