Opening Presents [College Coeds]

The holidays were an exciting time for the Alpha Xi sorority girls. I mean what’s not to love? Christmas music, holiday parties, delicious treats, gifts, and - our personal favorite, community service.

Granted, we sorority girls tend to do community service in pretty non-standard ways. While the other sorority houses were doing boring things like caroling in nursing homes, and wrapping presents in elementary schools, we Alpha Xi’s were unwrapping a few packages of our own.

See, while our university assumed we were off in some shelter being good little angels for the day, we were down in Cook County Men’s Prison, being quite the opposite.

We figured jailbirds needed some Christmas love just like everyone else. And just think about all those big cocks not being used day after day, month after month, with no girls around to give some relief.