Yes, Officer 1

"God how I hate these fucking assembly things" I moaned, dropping into the seat next to my best friend Sam. She snickered and rolled her eyes in agreement. "Honestly, they're so useless. These people must be high if they think anyone is actually listening" she said.

"Speaking of getting high..." I briefly flashed a small baggie of weed I scored from my brother's friend AJ. Sam's eyes widened and she slapped me on my thigh. "Kerry, hide that before we get busted!"

"Relax, would you. Everyone here is already half asleep by now."

We briefly turned our attention to the stage where our dimwit principal Mr. Lyon introduced the topic of the school assembly..drunk driving. A collective groan could be heard through the auditorium. I mean seriously, how many times were they going to drill us about this.