A Toast To A Dead C*ck

The random interruptions were enough to put Ramon off but he persisted. "Like I said before, we kissed, fondled and caressed. She unbuttoned my shirt and I pulled off her top.

"I tell you mates, her body was golden. She was still fierce and I was inwardly praising my stars for an easy catch that night.

"As we moved towards the sofa, I heard clicking sounds and when I was clear headed enough I realised that she had cuffed both my hands in one fluid move. I wasn't surprised or taken aback.

"I've met a lot of ladies who loved it rough and they always used the cuffing strategy. I played along and she pushed me on the sofa. The she tied me up, arms and legs. I was naked and exposed to her full view, my dragon standing mightily between my legs and groin…"

"Excuse me there…" Donald unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt. The others gave him glares but he didn't mind.

"What now?" Ramon was impatient. He was getting to the climax of his story yet he was distracted again.

"When you said your 'mighty dragon' were you referring to your little brother?"

"Yes, why?"

"Huh…how do I put this?" Donald tapped his chin for a bit then said. "I've seen that sorry thing before and it's no bigger than a chicken foot."

Ramon went pale then he suddenly banged his hand onto the table in fury. "That's bullshit! I know my size!"

"Clearly you have problems with quantifying."

"Stop it, Donald!"

Henry and Jack just sat there with bewildered expressions as they looked from Ramon to Donald and from Donald to Ramon. Their heads now resembled a pendulum in full motion.

"Just take back that part of your statement."

Ramon took deep breaths before continuing. "My…cock was towering above my belly…" he stopped to see the faces of the others just in case they'd interrupt him again. No one spoke. He nodded. "Then she came naked in front of me.

"I was all smiles but then she pulled out a whip. A whip for goodness' sake. At first I thought 'wow, she's wild' but when I saw her getting serious and telling me weird things, I felt immense fear wash over me.

"I immediately lost my erection there and then."

"That fast?" Henry asked with a puzzled look.

"That fast," Ramon nodded. "I had to watch—with my hands tied up—as she whipped me like I was a cow. If I take off my shirt you'll see deep wounds and scars.

"I cried and begged but she didn't stop. She whipped me telling me to get it up again. Under the intense pressure and pain, I finally got my little brother to respond but it was too late.

"That woman rode me like a sick horse till day break then tossed me out the window. My whole body ached and spammed. Every step I took became a difficult task.

"I had to lie down on her yard for a full two hours before I could barely crawl back home. This event has left a trauma in my heart."

Donald and the others looked shocked at first then they broke out laughing. "A woman screwed you to high heavens and back and you look this miserable?"

Ramon gave Donald—who was laughing his ass off—a deep look. "I'm warning you to stay away from people like that if you don't want to be in my shoes."

Donald laughed some more. "I anticipate the day a woman will handle me like that."

"Dream on." Ramon shook his head in pity. "That girl handled me like I had offended her in her previous life. It was like she was pouring out her frustrations on me. Like she was avenging…"

Another burst of laughter made a vein pop out of Ramon's forehead. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry at their reactions. This was his experience they were laughing at!

Henry coughed. "Sorry, sorry. It's just so funny how she could make you add weight and age rapidly. Did you cum?"

Ramon rolled his eyes. "She told me, after I begged her to let me go, that she detested men who thought themselves dominant and could do anything to a woman. She said that she would milk me of my life force till I had none left.

"I tell you, men, she didn't let me rest a single second throughout the night. If she was tired of riding me, she'd begin to whip me again. I came out with a limp cock and I don't think I will ever get it up for the next two months or so. Urinating is a problem for me right now!"

Donald assumed a more serious expression. "You can come for check-up at my hospital…"

"Forget it!"

"I was just checking."

"But, seriously," Jack held his hand up to calm the others down. "We should really pay attention to this woman and maybe hook her up with Donald. Let him humble her a bit."

Donald's eyes dimmed as he thought about it. 'Humble her…' that phrase carried so much hurt with it. She wasn't the first he would humble. The things he did 15 years ago were still biting back at him.

The thought of this made his interest in sex die down below zero. He shook his head to indicate that he didn't want to take such a challenge.

Ramon laughed. "At least our friend here is sensible of the lot."

"What was her name though?"

"She never told. I asked but she just told me to call her 'angel'. It was kind of sweet till I discovered that she was a fallen 'angel'."

The three laughed hard with the exception of Donald who appeared to be in deep thought. After a while he said, "Let's drink."

"A toast to Ramon's little brother," Jack raised his glass. "Let's wish the damned little thing a perfect peace in death."

Ramon went pale but the others clinked their glasses joyfully and downed the drinks. Amidst the cheers, the music got louder and louder…at least in Donald's ear.

He checked his phone for the time then noticed that his recorder was still on. He smiled and raised it up. "It might interest you to know that I recorded everything for future reference."

Ramon's jaw dropped to the floor. He cursed, "Traitor!"