"George, Ian here. Can I come in?" I heard Ian's soft voice as he knocked on the door.
"Hell naw! I'm butt naked here, I can't find my new underwear!"
"Oh, erm... I'll just wait outside here then," he said dubiously and I heard him cough awkwardly.
I threw clothes from outside my bag until I found my golden coloured, custom made, diaphanous underwear which provided comfort along with a sexy feeling inside. Ah, I could wear this sheer underwear around my neck like a golden jewel since it shone brightly under the gauzy sun.
I quickly slipped into my underwear when I heard Ian's voice, "are you getting dressed?"
"Yeah, of course."
"Don't."
"What-Ian, you naughty bean-"
"No, no, no," he quickly cut me off. "That's not what I meant. I got you a birthday present, a tuxedo for you to try on. If you-"
"OH MY GOD!" I squealed in delight resembling Janice from Friends and nearly opened the door until I realized I was just wearing my sheer underwear.