Couples Counseling

High-pitched whining came from the bedside and three rough tongues started lapping my cheek. Cerberus barked piteously when I didn't respond, slobbering all over my skin.

"Cerberus, you mangy beast – get off my girlfriend!" Samael cackled. "Where have you been hiding, Dark Fido? I've searched every inch of this keep for you, when you were here all along?" he mused.

I laughed, petting the big doofus dog.

Cerberus yipped happily, slathering Samael and I with tons of puppy kisses. Samael grabbed him, playing wrestle with him as the bedsheets quaked in wings and paws.