Lavenders Blue, Lavenders Green

I awake at the dawning of rosy morning in Samael's apartment.

Samael stares at me and sobs.

"Why did you do that? Your body is sacred. You're not a WHORE." Samael choked on tears. He buried his face in the pillow, shuddering.

"All your ex wives did it! I'm nineteen! I wanted some fun!"

He almost vomited. "Eve's wild side is what got us all damned."

"No, that's you!"

He hissed. "You're a seductress, Chenan"

"Why are you saying my name like it starts with a K! I couldn't even touch you last night, I would have bled to death! You abandoned me at the party to politick with everybody but me and insulted my drink, then you started a brawl over my ankles with your fucking twin, who is embarrassing enough to be around!"

"YOU started a catfight."

"At least catfights you can film and jerk off to."

"What???"