Chapter 16

(Jack) "So guys, what did you think of my great escape?"

(Kazuma) "Hahaha, He stayed half an hour trying to turn off the chat, where did those funny poses come from? Does he want to be a Power Ranger? Hahaha"

(Luffy) "Why was he dancing to us? Is he listening to music? I want to listen too! "

(Hiro) "hahaha"

(Jack) "... What about my escape? ... What did you think?"

(Gintoki) "eh? It's over I just went to buy some sweet popcorn to watch, did he do anything else funny to turn off the transmission? "

(Kazuma) "He threw a stone that I thought was going to hit me on his face and then began to be sad to curse the chat until it was over."

(Gintoki) "So I did not lose much, but I wanted to learn a few more swearing, he curses like a drunken sailor hahaha"

(Jack) "... Hey Hiro how to uninstall this virus from my brain, this thing that does not suit anything and there are only strange people talking, tell me how to uninstall"

(Hiro) "... Glad you're alive Jack! I thought you would die the moment I saw the size of those orcs "

(Jack) "[...]"

(Kazuma) "That's right, the size of those arrows made me shudder"

(Jack) "[...]"

(Gintoki) "And when the guard killed the slave, I feel like I'm afraid to go out to the bathroom at night"

(Jack) "... So let's just pretend you were laughing at me?"

(Luffy) "What music were you listening to Jack? When I was dancing that funny dance "

(Jack) "... Err ... let's ignore even ... any of you know how I can withdraw the end of the arrow from my back? Without dying preferably, she is bothering me a little "

(Kazuma) "Fucking shit Jack, is it true you took an arrow on your back. Does not it hurt? I feel like I'll take one of them I would not raise me anymore "

(Jack) "Well, when you die burned and try daily beatings get used to the pain ... So any of you know or not? If I'm not just going to pull her out and whatever it is to be, it will be "

(Gintoki) "You'd better go see a doctor, I remember a friend who went to pass home remedies on the wound and stayed with diarrhea for about a month"

(Jack) "It's true, I'm going there to the hospital right near nothing next to some trees ... Seriously Hiro do you know how I uninstall this chat?"

(Gintoki) "[...]"

(Hinata) "Do not pull the arrow yet, you have to get a fire before pulling it to cauterize the wound, otherwise you will die of blood loss"

(Jack) "Thank you Hinata, until finally, a person who is not an idiot answers me in this chat ... So how do I set fire without a lighter? And just to warn me I can not drop fire through the mouth ... or can I? "

(Hiro) "[...]"

(Gintoki) "[...]"

(Luffy) "[...]"

(Kazuma) "[...]"

(Jack) "I can not! I just tried "

(Kazuma) "Can you connect live broadcast again? I feel it will be fun "

(Jack) "Shut the mouth thief of panties! ... So and the fire?"

(Hinata) "I'm sorry I just know how to make fire with chakra"

(Jack) "All right Hinata I thank you ... And some of you useless know?"

(Gintoki) "[...]"

(Luffy) "[...]"

(Kazuma) "[...]"

(Hiro) "... Do not be angry for the laughter was funny what you were doing ... Coff Coff ... Wait a moment I'll look on the internet ..."

[Hiro sent a file]

...

(Jack) "Well I was able to make the fire and now just pull and burn the wounded? ... And Hiro why did not you search the internet before? You could even have searched another way for me to run away from mine your bastard "

(Hiro) "Dude, what do you think the internet is?"

(Jack) "A magical thing that has answers to everything you need"

(Luffy) "Magic? Nice! Look for the name of my grandfather "

(Hiro) "Monkey D. GARP"

(Luffy) "He got it right! Nice!"

(Kazuma) "My turn! What clothes am I wearing now? "

(Hiro) "Probably the same you dressed yesterday"

(Kazuma) "He got it right! Cool! +1 "

(Gintoki) "My turn! How can I get rich? "

(Hiro) "When you stop spending all your money in Sweet and Casinos then get a good job, you get rich"

(Gintoki) "[...]"

(Jack) "Why do I have the impression he did not even look for on the internet"

(Hinata) "I do not know what the internet is, but I also have this impression"

(Hiro) "[...]"

(The last Member joined the group, wait a few moments, the system will create an awareness to give explanations)

(Queen of fairies) "??? Is this the magic of Archive? What do you want from me? And who are you? "

(Jack) "Be quiet Kazuma Do not say anything, and Hiro explains"

(Kazuma) "[...]"

(Hiro) "... Magic? Queen of the fairies? Would you please be the Erza Scarlet da Fairy Tail? "

(Queen of the fairies) "Yes, this is me, and who would you?"

(Hiro) "We are people from other dimensions, I do not know much because we can talk, but it will be explained more soon, and you can change your name if you want"

(Queen of the fairies changed his name to Erza)

(Jack) "Wait! Did he know all of you when you entered the chat? "

(Kazuma) "Yes, at first I found it a little scary I thought I had a stalker"

(Gintoki) "Me too!"

(Luffy) "I do not quite understand what stalker is, but he already knew me"

(Hinata) "I also thought there was a stalker"

(Gintoki) "[...]"

(Hiro) "[...]"

(Kazuma) "[...]"

(Jack) "What an irony would be if a stalker has a stalker hahaha they would be like a dog running after the tail hahaha ... Coff Coff ... so Hiro you are what they called in my world of ... How is it ... Otome I think it was this "

(Hinata) "... I'll cry"

(Hiro) "Otaku to be exact and yes I am, and why do you want to know? ... and do not call Hinata he must have problems in the head"

(Hinata) "[...]"

(Jack) "Sorry Hinata more you could be worse, you could be a pervert that steals panties ... or worse still, a pervert that steals panties that people are still wearing and still shows them that stole and died of fear Because of a tractor "

(Kazuma) "Hey!"

(Jack) "I did not quote names ... for nothing Hiro, it's just that I do not know you very well, I just know you're an idiot, a little less than the others ... maybe the same"

(Hiro) "[...]"

(Erza) "Are you always like this?"

(Gintoki) "Yes they are all idiots and weird, I am the most normal person of this chat"

(Hinata) "[...]"

(Hiro) "[...]"

(Jack) "[...]"

(Luffy) "[...]"

(Kazuma) "[...]"

(Erza) "All right ... and someone died? And of fear because of a tractor? "

(Kazuma) "???"

(Jack) "hahaha"