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Power Profile: Port

I don't know how you managed to get your hands on a MODEL 610 10MM REVOLVER – 6.5, but I'll be more than happy to take from you when this little session is over. But I guess, for now, I'll comply and tell you why I still think I'm the worst of the worst of the worst. So as I explained in Fixer Upper Part 2, my power, effectively speaking, is the ability to tear open a small hole in space and pull out one random object.

To this day, I don't know if I intentionally steal something that already exists within the world or if I'm pulling these objects from a different dimension. Hell, for all I know, I could be making them myself. Either way, at maximum, I can pull out five random items. Once I do, there's a 24-hour timer till I can pull out again.

And the timer only starts whenever I pull that fifth item which means that I have to pull all five items quickly to make full use of it. The only hard rule to what I pull out is that it seems that it has to be able to be held in my hands. So anything heavier, like a car or an engine, is off the table. It also seems that the objects I pull aren't meant to be directly harmful to me. So, for example, I can pull a grenade, but it will come out pinned instead of unpinned.

The weaknesses are pretty apparent though, the timer and random items basically mean I've got to be prepared to make the most of whatever I have in real-time. Or use what I've already dropped, which makes me the most limited Con, in a sense. So I would say my stats are like this.

Strength:5/10

Speed: 4/10

Stamina:5/10

Intelligence:10/10

Range: 5/10

Tier: Lower Level

Unhealthy Hoarding: 10/10

Pullout Game: 1/10

"Honesty": 10/10

Guess I do deserve all that. Unfortunately, my physical stats, even with weapons, are pretty average. However, I won't mince words in saying that I'm the best of the best for smarts.

Pretty much everything we use, from the HoverCrap to the blasters, is all my work. I pretty much have to keep learning, innovating, and working, though. Because I have to do whatever it takes to be equal to the other Cons. It's just the way it has to be. And while you're happily distracted by my sob story, I'll be taking that revolver now.