I don't understand the need for paltry threats like a rifle to the head. I'm already dead. And since my Monarchy of Misanthropes has left me high and dry, and now that I've met God (aka the author), I guess I'll have to explain all of their useful abilities by myself. I'm not hurt. I like to talk about my achievements myself anyway. So let's start with moi.
For the most part, I command the wonderful power of Odynokinesis in the form of burgundy electrokinesis. For the less intellectually stimulated, I'll summarize it for you. I manipulate pain in the form of red lighting. Once I contact the opponent, I can also cast a phantom pain.
This phantom pain effectively keeps all resistance futile as the more they try to resist, the more their cells get reminded of the initial pain. Although, of course, I can influence the strength of the pain at my discretion, like most days, the pure destructive power of my ability is more than enough to take anyone out.
Unfortunately, it is not completely perfect. If I do not unleash my ability regularly, I get racked with headaches and skin rashes. This also means any outside pain I feel can be amplified by casting a phantom pain on myself; I can mitigate it somewhat.
It's kind of like how one is more distracted by a stubbed toe than a small scab wound, they are both painful, but one can be more distracting. And if my hands are damaged, unfortunately, I am powerless. Those with high willpower or abilities that naturally counter either the pain or electricity part like Eternus and Ricochet, have resistance to my power. So I would personally rank my stats as such.
Strength:10/10
Speed: 9/10
Stamina: 3/10
Intelligence:8/10
Range: 7/10
Tier: Lower Level
Eloquence: 10/10
The power of my ability is truly unrivaled when it comes to both speed and power, but physically, I tend to leave matters to my subordinates. Unfortunately, my stamina has never been the greatest as well.
Though when it comes to a battle of the minds, you'll see that I'm not exactly one to be beaten either. But I guess it all doesn't matter now, for all my fancy speeches, it seems that I was the true plebeian. My cohorts, in a sense, were far better.
Like my right-hand Taurus, she may literally be a cow woman, but please do not underestimate her. With her bovine-hybrid physique, Taurus has far greater strength, speed, durability than the average superhuman.
Her sense of smell is also far more potent than average. She says she never forgets a stench which does make me a little self-conscious, and I always trust her tracking. Her hooves, horns, and tail also provide powerful weapons to her natural arsenal. Her stats are as follows.
Strength:10/10
Speed: 9/10
Stamina: 6/10
Intelligence:2/10
Range: 2/10
Tier: Lower Level
Bullheadedness: 10/10
Unfortunately for all that size, Taurus lacks the strength to make dynamic acrobatic movements and is overall pretty clumsy. And her aggressive behavior isn't exactly the most beneficial trait for strategic thinking. Not that I encouraged much of that.
Next up, we have my second-hand silver squadron, Knuckle, and Quill. Knuckle can condense and create powerful kinetic energy in the form of neon blue light on his fists. This increases his striking power, and he can even use this on other objects as a form of projectile.
On the other hand, Quill can manipulate the growth and shape of his bone marrow in such a fashion to shoot out long spear-like projectiles from his palms at rapid speeds. Quill can also use these bone-like spears as melee weapons. Their stats are as follows.
Knuckle
Strength:6/10
Speed: 5/10
Stamina: 5/10
Intelligence:4/10
Range: 2/10
Tier: Lower Level
Bromance: 10/10
Quill
Strength:3/10
Speed: 5/10
Stamina: 3/10
Intelligence:4/10
Range: 4/10
Tier: Lower Level
Bromance: 10/10
Their abilities don't have any obvious weakness beyond just simple lack of range for Knuckle and Quill's slow speed of his back-to-back projectiles. However, their stats are overall average, with Knuckle having the strength and speed of a brawler. Either way, as a duo, they are perfect for each other, and despite my forced hand, I'm glad they found the purest friendship of my Monarchy of Misanthropes.
Finally, at sir Donniedrako15's request, we have Camo (burly man who tortured Fury in Into The Fire Part 1) and Cut (scarred women that Eternus fought in Into the Fire Part 2). Who am I to question our oh-so-flawed creation. I honestly didn't even know these two existed until now, so let's finish this little interview with a sour note. Camo seems to be able to camouflage himself into environments with a large amount of one killer so well that he looks as if he's one with them. On the other hand, Cut seems to be able to summon a pair of knives to her hands. All we know is that she can summon at least 3. Seriously, where did I find some of these people, no wonder I ended up getting slaughtered.
Camo
Strength:5/10
Speed: 3/10
Stamina: 7/10
Intelligence:5/10
Range: 1/10
Tier: Lower Level
Secrecy: 10/10
Cut
Strength:1/10
Speed: 6/10
Stamina: 3/10
Intelligence:4/10
Range: 4/10
Tier: Lower Level
"Karen" energy: 10/10
Unfortunately, I have nothing left to add on these 2. All I truly have are these fleeting moments. These moments that I'll leave with this. I hope those Cons indeed do fight on without fear. No matter what trials and dangers lay ahead of them. I hope you all enjoyed this power profile, and I bid you all adieu.