Look away!

"KYAAAAAAA!!!! GET AWAY FROM HERE!!!"

Colleen screamed at the top of her lungs, horrified as she saw Kingsley pop out of nowhere just outside the open bathroom door, giving him a clear view of the exact moment she and Kaiser c*mmed.

Kaiser's d*ck was still inside her when he suddenly burst in, and she felt her body shrink half in size just from the embarrassment of being caught in the act. Why the hell would he appear inside their house? For what purpose? How did he get in? And, heck, why at this time?!

'What…what the hell is that?' In the midst of the screaming chaos, Kingsley shuffled back a few steps, his face frozen stiff in surprise and confusion. He had to blink thrice to discern the identity of the man standing with his naked body all over Colleen's, and he suddenly had the urge to strangle him, but his body was itching to leave, begging to spare his eyes from such a disgusting sight.

He turned around and gagged, his yet-to-be-healed legs failing him as he fell to the ground. Both hands ran messily through his hair in a frenzy, his wide, shaking eyes staring down at the floor. 'Kaiser?! Kaiser Dyingstar?! Did- Did I see that right?'

He slapped himself across the face to make sure he wasn't dreaming. Stupid, Kingsley! He should've run off with the chance he was given at the door! But…WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?!

Kingsley's eyes stared blankly into the distance, not minding the physical pain in his legs from the fall as his chest began to ache, tightening. He didn't know what to think, how to feel. He thought Colleen and Kaiser were not even close to being friends, let alone close enough for such an intimate relationship. Did he read the situation wrong back in the last expedition?

At that time, he knew Blaze and Colleen were being suspicious of him, that's why they took Kaiser to join their squad so he wouldn't get the chance to assign them one. But now, he was questioning himself. He didn't understand. What happened? What changed?

"What are you still doing here?! Get out!" a voice thundered from inside the bathroom, and Kaiser immediately ran out, completely naked.

The door shut behind him with a wall-shaking bang, leaving Kaiser outside with nowhere to run.

Kingsley instinctively turned his head around towards the direction of the commotion, freezing up as he saw the naked man standing right behind him.

Kaiser scratched the back of his head, confused, not seeming to notice as Kingsley stared up at him, muscles twitching as his eyes fixated on that dumb face. Just the face… Just the face. Only the face.

And when Kaiser finally did notice, he didn't run, he only stared back in utter cluelessness. They stared at each other for a long, silent moment, not breaking eye contact as they both tried to figure out what was going on. Neither of them knew what to say to the other.

Kingsley's eyes twitched. 'Stare at his face and don't ever look down! He's f*cking naked! You wouldn't like what you would see down below!' he desperately told himself. He grew increasingly nervous as an awkward breeze flew by. He knew that if he looked down, he would never be able to remove 'that' image from his brain. But still…

'F*ck! I looked!' he cursed. Why did he look?

Whether it was because he was curious of Kaiser's size or something else, Kingsley forced himself to avert his gaze, turning back around to stare anxiously at the wall.

Kingsley cleared his throat, uncomfortable. "I…uh…" He pointed towards his left without looking. "I- I think there's an empty room there…"

Kaiser turned to where he pointed and lit up. "Ah! Uh…thank you!" And then he walked stupidly away.

Kingsley buried his face in his hand, flustered. 'He didn't even bring his clothes with him, let alone cover his manhood. Was- was he that confident in his size? Did he do that on purpose? Is that how he shows dominance?' he wondered in bewilderment.

In the end, he concluded. 'Hell…Kaiser Dyingstar is no ordinary man.'

'Yeah, it would seem!' Kingsley agreed with his own assumption. How else would such an average-looking man make his way to the butt- …to the heart of the gem of Earth Tribe? His stupid appearance must've just been a disguise!

Even he, a respectable official of the council as well as the representative of Storm Tribe, couldn't successfully make a move on Colleen. But today, he'd just witnessed such…

He didn't even know how to describe it.

All of a sudden, Kaiser's dangling ding-dong in between his bare legs flashed across Kingsley's mind, and he shivered as chills of disgust shook him to the bone, his toes curling up inside his shoes.

He let out a silent scream as his fists pulled on his hair desperately. 'Oh, merciful deity, please remove that thing from my head!'

And now that he was thinking about it…whenever he saw Kaiser, he was always with other women.

And although it was brief, Kingsley also recalled Winter warning Kaiser to stay away from Blaze at all cost. Kingsley did not miss the killing intent towards Kaiser in his cold glare, even if it was only there for a fraction of a second. He thought it was nothing since Winter had always been a bit overprotective when it came to his best friend's little sister. But now, he found a new reason for Winter's actions.

…Was he also a pick-up artist?!

'If he is… I must get him to teach me how so that I can get the woman I want!' Kingsley surmised, his expression brightening as he stood up solidly. But d*mn…

'Arghhh!' Kingsley ruffled up his hair in frustration. 'Colleen is the one I want! I want her for myself! How dare Kaiser do something like that with her before me?! How can I lose to such a dumb*ss! No, I should be the only one who can do that with her!'

And as Kaiser entered the empty room – must've been Colleen's parents' room – he felt a random itch in his nose, and he let out a violent sneeze. 'What the hell?' he sniffed, rubbing his nose. 'Who's cursing me?'

. . .

It took a long while before Colleen had finally gained the courage to face Kingsley in the living room, and she was relieved that he was longer standing there at the bathroom door when she stepped out.

Kingsley's mind had wandered far off in the lonely wait, and he had failed to sense Colleen's soundless steps approaching him cautiously.

Colleen cleared her throat, her cheeks flushing, and she looked away from him. "What…what were you…" Colleen's voice trailed off in embarrassment. She swallowed. "What…don't you know how to knock?!" she blurted, her face red with shame.

Kingsley jumped, only just realizing that he was no longer alone. His eyes flew in her direction. "Uh…huh?" he said dumbly. He heard her clearly, but for some reason, his mind stuck, failing to let him process such a simple question in his mind. He couldn't bring himself to ask her to repeat what she said.

Although Colleen wasn't looked at him directly, she could see Kingsley staring at her from the corner of her eyes, making things more awkward for her.

'W- why is he staring at me? L- look away!'