Subject Periods
(This is mainly a filler chapter, it shows what Astrid did in each of his subject periods, not his electives.)
The other periods went by pretty quickly, here's a quick summary of each one.
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LITERACY (2nd)
After the constant mumblings of the teacher ended, she said "Now tell me, what is the theme of (Hanna experiences her first pleasure)"
'I don't know how many times she has said that, these teachers are so sus!' Astrid said forgetting the whole story and only focusing on the title.
[I'd say they are doing their job, excellently at that!]
{Hentai}
"I see, so no one wants to speak up, guess I will just have to pick someone..."
'Plz not me, Plz not me, Plz not me....'
"So... what do you think Astrid, what is the theme of this passage?"
'Fu.....' Astrid thought in his head cursing his luck.
"Astrid?"
[Speak your mind out and I will award you 100sp]
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[Surprise Quest]
[Title: Mind Orgasm]
[Description: Tell truthfully what you think the meaning of the story is.]
[Reward: 100SP]
[Punishment: None]
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"Enjoying your first moments of experiencing the pleasure of the flesh!"
[+100SP]
"..."
"That is correct Astrid!"
"..."
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MATH (3rd)
'Aw hell naw, why does my sword have to be pointing to the heavens right now, any another time, please!' Astrid said as he looked towards the wound in his pants.
[I am not responsible for this! No way!]
{Yeah right}
'Get down, GET DOWN! Ugh! Damn, hopefully he doesn't call o-'
"OK! Now who wants to answer the question on the board?"
"Oh! I want to answer!" A stupid kid said. "It is 5?"
"No you fucking moron, go back to kindergarten! Who taught you multiplication for god sake! Jesus Christ! Uh... what about you Astrid? What do you thinks the answer? Come up here!" the teacher said, ready to target Astrid.
"Um, I think I could just answer the question from here...."
"Oh yeah sure, this problem isn't that HARD, we have HARDER ones coming up..."
"Did I just hear correctly, it's just a coincidence, nothing much..." Astrid mumbled not realizing he was speaking out loud
"Would you shut the fuck up and answer the da-"
"Yeah, yeah, the variable x should be, 5.." Astrid answered, unsure if it was correct.
"Very good! You must be very AROUSED from getting that answer correct, am I right?"
"Does he know the sword has been raised!" Astrid was extremely sus right now.
"What has been raised?"
"Nothing...."
[Your brain is fried]
{He be playing mind games}
'Shut up!'
"You know what, why don't you come and do the next problem, its a pretty STRONG problem."
"It's a what problem?"
"I said its a pretty long problem, now come up here."
"Oh, I thought I misheard you, I don't think I want to come up there..." Astrid said, not wanting to expose his precious sword, or dagger really, it was quite short after all.
"Just come up here! I think you could give think problem a little STROKE."
"A what?"
"A strike, I said a strike, now come on up here!" the teacher really wanted to see his sword.
"No, no, no! Its fine, really..."
"It isn't, I know you need a little help. Come over here, it might get a little HARD but I can help you out!"
'Is he gay?'
[Probably]
{Yeah}
"BOY JUST COME UP HERE OR IMMA GIVE YOU A ZERO FOR YOUR TEST THAT HASENT EVEN COME UP!"
'Ugh, here we go!'
[I wish you luck!]
{Break a leg, or a boner}
Astrid stepped into the limelight, ready to answer the question, suddenly...
"Why does Astrid have 1/8 of a South-Asian eggplant in his pants?"
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SCIENCE (4th)
'This is so boring, studying about the human body, I won't even use 90% of the stuff I learn so why should I even pay attention.' Astrid thought as he gazed out of the window looking at the beautiful scenery, the human civilization has advanced a lot during the past 100,000 years. Flying cars, Holograms, VR, Space ships, Aliens, you name it and it was there.
"HEY ASS-TREAD! Answer this question!" the teacher yelled across the room.
Thousands of giggles could be heard around the class.
"Astrid, its Astrid (bitch)" he whispered
[Total whore, if you embarrass her, I will give you 100SP]
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[Surprise Quest]
[Title: Nuclear Bomb]
[Description: Roast the teacher infront of the class]
[Reward: 100SP]
[Punishment: None]
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"Ok Astrid, What is the Hippocampus?"
'Ah fuck, I didn't pay attention in class!'
[Speak your mind out, remember what it did in LA?]
"The Hippocampus is a campus where hippos go to school!" Astrid said, feeling very dumb.
"Nope, it is what we use for learning, but I like your answer." the teacher said making everyone mock Astrid.
"Ok then, I also have a question for you." Astrid said, putting the first step of his plan into motion.
"Speak up."
"There are 3 women at an ice cream bar, ones sucking, ones licking, and ones bitting, who is married?"
'A sophisticated woman wouldn't suck ice cream. Maybe they would lick. Biting would stain the teeth so no. I would say lick.' the teacher said before answering.
"Licking, a married woman would lick."
"Nope, its the one with a wedding ring, but I like your answer."
[+5 burn damage]
"..."
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HISTORY (5th)
'Why do we have to learn about the past? Will it help us now? I know we can learn from our past mistakes but do we have to know when and where it happened! Can't we just know it happened and not remember everything about it?' Astrid said as he spoke his own philosophy.
[History can help you in more ways than you can think]
{Yessir, I remember when I read an ancient scroll that contained the Myth grade skill "Sweet Home Alabama Smash" I couldn't understand half of it though...}
"Ok so here we have Jon Cesar. On the day of the great blessing, he was stuck on an island. He scavenged for iron and made a long iron pole. His ability was steam control. He could bend steam to do anything! The way he made it across the ocean was by sticking the pole into the water and using the steam it created to push himself across the ocean towards South Korea, he was the 3rd S-rank hunter that has ever existed since."
"So... Astrid, what in the pole helped Jon cross the ocean."
'Why! Did someone put a curse on me!'
[Maybe]
'Did you listen to anything in the passage, repeat it to me.'
[Sure, for 100 SP]
'Fuck off!'
"Astrid? Answer the question..."
"Umm... I heard its not the length of the hot pole that matters but the motion of the ocean."(Dirty minded people shall know)
"..."
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