Arcane Online, Insult the NPCs

"Ok! This is a big class!" the teacher said as he looked at the enormous amount of students, around 500. Becoming a pro in Arcane Online would make a person very powerful in real life! Since you could get gear and bring it to the real world, just by becoming overgeared, you could become a fucking beast, weather you has a good system or not!

"Ok, my name is Zanami your teacher! Today you will be playing Arcane Online! The race you choose with change the race of your body, so choose carefully! I will be monitoring your gameplay! Dont worry, I will just check your health and whether your race change goes well inside the game pod, I will not see any of your gameplay! Just tell me what class and race you got by the end of class, if you have a hidden one, just tell the race or class that is most close to it! Ok, now go.. GO START!" Zanami yelled causing the students to scurry to the game pods, thankfully, Astrid could get into one and start his adventure! The pods were noticeably big, making it easy to slip inside.

[Welcome to Arcane Online!]

[Synchronizing]

[3...2...1... Synchronizing successful!]

[I will be your system during your journey!]

[NO YOU WON'T YOU FUCKING BITCH] Astrid's system yelled as it kicked the Arane Online system in the but.

[System shutting down]

[Ok! I will be YOUR system, ok!]

"You are sounding very possessive, do you like me?"

[N-No! You fucking moron!] the system said in a classical tsundere voice.

[Now choose your race]

[Human]

[Elves]

[Dwarves]

[Giants]

[Beast-man]

[Vampire]

[Mix]

"Human, I'll stay myself please."

[Mix! Ok!]

[You have chosen Mix!]

[Mixing races, chance of succeeding, 0.1 percent, 3...2...1... FAIL-forcefully changed, mix race has succeeded!]

[You are a Blood Beast!]

"What! No! I said human! System! You fucking bi.."

[I did this for your own good! Now on with your adventure!]

ZOOM!

Astrid teleported to the beginners village, all was lively, blacksmiths smithing, farmers farming, the village was peaceful. His body didn't change, he didn't grow a tail. The only noticeable changes were that he had grown two cat ears and his eyes had turned blood red.

"Ok, now time, open the spirit box!"

[Spirit Box (VR Gaming) has opened]

[You have gained Rare VR Gaming Multiplier (Consumable, Rare) x1]

"Its ok, use item!" Astrid said as he went through the spirits memories again.

This time he went through an young man's memories, neat hairstyle, brown eyes and hair, golden armour, and fancy as fuck. It seemed like he went through the same game as Astrid, Arcane Online! As soon as he entered he chose the Grandmaster class, just like the system did and entered the game, suddenly the memory cut off!

"Huh, that wasn't much?" Astrid said as he looked at the same man.

-I'm.... here.-

"Hello I'm Astrid, who are you?" Astrid asked politely.

-I'm Greg, that's all I know really, I don't remember anything else...-

"That's probably why your life went by in 2 seconds."

=I'm Angle!=

{I'm Xiao Fen!}

[I'm the system!]

-...Nice- Greg well emotionless.

"Ok, let's move on!" Astrid said as he stepped into the world of Arcane!

[Surprise Quest]

[Ruin your Reputation!]

[Description: Insult all the NPCs in town!]

[Status: Incomplete]

[Time limit: Next period]

[Reward: +5 levels, 500SP]

[Punishment: All NPCs worst favorability]

"This quest is rigged! Why do I have to do this!" Astrid complained.

[This town will not bring any good to you, you must leave and explore this endless world! I just thought we should leave with a BAM!]

"How do you know there is nothing good here!"

[I'm the system]

"Fair play, ok! Rewards are good anyway, let's get started!" Astrid said as his mouth was already ablaze.

{Ooo, exiting!}

=Badass baby!=

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"You look like a dude who can go to a ranch and determine whether livestock is gay or straight using taste alone." Astrid told the farmer who was throwing overgrown corns at him.

Astrid walked up to a fine, womanly knight and said, "You look like you eat hot dogs with your butt, wanna eat mine, its free!"

"I bet you save your hair in plastic bags after a haircut." Astrid said to the blacksmith who was hurling orange coals at him.

"You look like you have great potential. I bet you could become the Olympic Child Predator champion!" Astrid said to a kid who was fighting a girl, I wont say how...

Astrid walked up to the town Alchemist and said,"You should smile more, man! You look like you could spread a lot of positivity...of HIV."

"Have you ever acted? I think you've got the features for it. You could probably be the lead actor in a 21 Jump Street movie, at a special needs school." Astrid said to the old man on the front porch who was yelled crazy, and then going into a seizure.

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One by one, the dominoes fell, and soon the herd began to thin, leaving only the strongest remaining. The village leader, he was extra prepared for this as he borrowed, stole a speed potion from the Alchemist.

[Speed Potion]

[Adds +5 stats to walk speed]

"Ok, use item!" Astrid said as he gulped it up.

[+5 walk speed]

"Check status!"

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[Name: Astrid]

[Ability: Charm- Become beautiful, higher your stats, higher effect! (Passive)]

[Race: (Blood Beast) A humanoid beast who survives of of blood, has features of the Cat-Beast and Druyad]

[Skills:]

[(Fire Dragons Tongue): Whenever you roast someone, you are able to deal 1 damage with a 0.01 burn tick damage lasting for 5 seconds. (Passive) (Evolvable)]

[(Battle Focus): Whenever you are in battle, you stay unusually calm and every action is thought threw. (Passive) (Evolvable)]

[(Spirit Talk): You are able to talk and capture spirits. The spirits you capture can take over if you allow, you will be able to gain control at any time but the stronger the spirit, the harder it is to control it. (Upgraded if you gain control of more powerful spirits)]

[(Vampire Queens Bloodlust): Whenever you cast bloodlust, it is of the purest quality, able to scare anyone up to 1 rank above you. You are also able you completely ignore anyones bloodlust that is up to 1 rank above you. If bloodlust of someone higher than one rank above hits you, it will double in effectiveness. (Passive) (Upgradeable the more you rank up in class)]

[(Blood Claw): Use 10HP and chanel it into a high powered attack!]

[(Blood Eyes): Your eyes can see the blood flow of your opponent letting you predict your opponent's moves to a certain extent (Passive) (Evolvable)]

[LVL: 2]

[EXP: 54%]

[HP: 100\100]

[Mana\QI: 100\100]

[Rank: F]

[Stats]

[Charm: 15 - Looking like a hitman at 7/11 (averaged from the stats)]

"I'm getting the job done, that's all that matters."

=Your going to be a K-pop star, are you really surviving like this!=

[Speed: 17(+5) - You have to use a speed potion to run from an old man]

"He is a Grand Mage!"

{It is still a grave sin to run from your battles!}

[Social Status: 19 - Just another face in the crowd, to take a piss on]

"I WOULD NEVER BE IN SUCH A CROWD!"

=If you don't get fame, how do they know?=

[Communication skills: 20 - More of a cummunicator]

"I am!"

=I don't know if thats good or bad...=

[Knowledge: 21 - Has actually failed at masturbation before. Cannot even arouse himself]

{Like I said, baby eggplant}

"Watch me raise it up a womans ass!"

[Strength: 18 - Butchy beefcake]

=Can't even handle a practice dance...=

"I bet you couldn't on your first try!"

=I could...=

[Defense: 20 - He is running, what is the point of putting stat points into this if you are not going to use it.]

{Still put stats into this, your gonna need it for the but cramps}

"You wish you could still do that."

[Personal talent: 19 - Good at cursing and taking photos of cursing. A one-dimensional waste]

"Im three-dimensional by the way!"

-...Nice-

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"Ok, time for the final insult of the day!" Astrid said as he walked towards the Village leaders house.