Chapter 5

Here I am, biting my nails and waiting by the phone for Mr. catfish to get off his high horse and give me a damn call. I am pathetic.

Yes, I know he is a catfish, but he is the only external conversation I have had in a while, so it is both scary and intriguing.

There is no going back now. I am officially desperate enough to befriend a catfish. Wow, this is a new low even for me.

Sam woke up an hour later, and I am currently belting out I will always love you by Whitney Houston for her listening pleasure. I am a pretty decent singer and could have been a musician if I wanted to, but homegirl likes fashion design so, that is what I do. Sam is the only one I get to bless with my voice, and she is a worthy audience.

I was belting the climax when my phone rang. An unknown number displayed on the screen, and my fingers swiped before I could even think about receiving it. Who picks on the first ring?

"Hey, catfish."

"Hey, hypocrite." A burst of rich laughter roared out at the other end of the call.

"It took you long enough to call."

"It looks like you waited for my call since you picked up on the first ring and knew who was calling."

Cocky bastard!

"Hello, cat got your tongue, huh?"

I had a killer comeback, but it got lost somewhere in the sound of his voice that is uniquely raspy and airy. It cracks a little when it gathers volume and he has a fake British accent going for him that is getting on my damn nerves.

I need to shut it down if the conversation is to go any further.

"Ok… so I know that is not your authentic voice or accent, so please stop."

"Same as the sexy tone you have going on. How do I know if this sweet, dewy voice I hear is yours? You could have stolen it from a songbird."

"Oh, shut it. I do not believe you are the person on your profile photo for one bit. Drop the fake accent and come clean. Say the truth and the truth shall set you free fishy."

"Oh, she has a mountain of trust issues. Tell me… Did someone steal your candy right from your mouth when you were a little girl?"

"No, I just don't believe in things that aren't real. Like unicorns, Kardashian black genes, Santa Claus, world peace, and perfect Samuel Harrison."

"I hope to meet you someday and clear your doubt, you doubting Thomas."

"That would be nice, Mr. catfish… that is, if you can swim your way out of the water before you find yourself in someone's sushi plate."

He burst into laughter, and it took him a while to get a hold of himself.

"You are hilarious, Deby. You are like a medicine for laughter. I cannot wait to hear what you will say when you find out that I am real."

"We do not have to wait. We can switch to face time right now."

"Nah. That takes the fun out of it. I will get the chance to prove you wrong. What would you do if I turn out to be the one on my profile photo?"

"I will chew my jean jacket raw if you turn out exactly like that photograph."

"Can you bet on that statement?"

"Yes."

"Get ready to chew your jean jacket then."

"I am not worried because I am right. My instincts are never wrong."

"I look forward to that day."

"So do I."

My baby started crying, and I sighed as I picked her up from her crib and sat up.

"What was that? Is that a baby crying around you at this time of the night?" He asked.