Chapter-2 : Oh My Gosh

Yeah, so I took a look at the list without telling you guys.

The mission is about this world called "The Boys"

Interestingly, I not only have to kill someone, but have to tarnish his reputation, destroy everything he ever had, turn him into a vegetable and then kill him.

And you guessed it right, our target here is none other than John, otherwise known as Home-lander.

"Oh god, this is gonna be so much fun" I was so excited that I could feel my balls tingling.

Ever since I watched both seasons, I wanted to kick his ass untill it became flatter than Cap'n Marvel's ass.

It was like a dream come true, and I even had powers to kick his ass too, it was like a job made in the sweet sweet heaven where angels danced in their bikinis.

I controlled myself as I made a cut on my thumb to draw a little droplet of blood and I pressed it against the mission in the list.

The black smoke engulfed me again as I disappeared from the void.

I opened my eyes as I was surrounded by people dressed in funny clothes.

But seeing the clothing sense in Mortal Kombat world, it wasn't worse I had seen.

I got up sensing everything in a mile radius as I focused on the jokers standing in front of me.

Nothing was out of the ordinary, except we were at a beach, surrounded by ship debris, and these jokers were none other than the seven, minus that pitch black dressed dude and the flying cunt.

"You alright???" the wonder woman wannabe asked as she smiled.

I could sense her displeasure from a mile away, only because of the reporter with their mikes and cameras half up their asses were they acting like this.

"Who are you?? And why are you dressed so funny??" I said with oscar worthy acting.

"Wait, where am I?? Who are you guys???" I said as I started breathing heavily, while clasping my head.

"I... I can't remember anything, can you please tell me who you are???" I said regaining a bit of my posture.

I could see the "Deep" sighing profoundly as others around sighed a bit too.

I could sense they fucked something up and didn't want the word to get out.

I smiled inwardly, patting myself too, good thing I didn't expose myself now, otherwise it would have been quite boring finishing it all here.

The Fishman dude brang his hamd upto my shoulder as he said "You don't need to worry, we are THE SEVEN, we would definitely help you"

I just acted through it as I slapped his hands down with normal human force and said "Where am I???, tell me before I call police and get you all arrested for kidnapping, along with mental damage caused by seeing you in such clothes."

They laughed and felt anger too at the same time, it was quite amusing.

"A-Train" Looked at me laughing as he pointed towards the police vans.

"Oh my god, is this one of those comicon cosplay things, sorry for taking your time, you guys must be late for your performance" I said as I took out my wallet from my back pocket, taking out a few $10 notes handing one to each of them and said:

"This is for taking your time, sorry for the inconvenience, thank you guys" I said as I walked away, bumping into the invisible guy deliberately, my knee smashing his nuts directly.

*Aarghh* was the only thing that that was audible as everyone went silent, the invisible guy became visible again, lying naked on the floor, covering his nuts with his hands while yelling.

"I am so sorry, I really didn't see you standing there!!!" I said as I suddenly turned my face away from him.

"Oh gosh, why the hell are you naked, even if this is a cosplay comicon, at least have some common decency to at least wear an underwear, or are you one of those crazy molesters!!" I said turning towards police van as I yelled:

"Police!!!! Police!!!!!, there's a pervert here!! Please come here and take him away!!!"

And while this all was happening, the media guys and police, both were laughing uncomfortably, their cameras still facing us.

The Wonder Woman wannabe then came forward, explaining me the situation I already guessed.

A cruise ship was hijacked by pirates, as usual, the seven came and rescued all of us up, but in the process, they fucked up somewhere, letting some people die due to the bomb that exploded, I think I saw that according to them, there fuck-up I mean.

So they hid the fuck-up and told me everything media perfect, cameras were still rolling live.

So, I got off easy, and went back 'home'