Nightmare

Josh could feel the body heat of the mountain of a man that was carrying him close to his chest.

He felt like kicking him in the nuts, but it would be counterproductive. He knew that he couldn't escape, not now. 

He finally had the time to observe the slime guy. He didn't look anything special except for one tiny detail: his skin sometimes seemed to become partially liquid. Josh decided to have some fun with them since he was bored. 

"I was thinking. Can't you use that regenerative ability to sell organs or semen? Why are you even bothering joining the battlefield if you can easily earn your keep that way?" Then again, they probably had mastered cloning organs by now. 

"If you're part slime, does that mean that you are flexible enough to suck your own dick?" The slime guy shot him a disgusted glare. 

"You guys ever thought about joining a circus? You know, one with a freak exhibition." All he got as an answer was grunting.