EDM Fleet!

High in the sky, many unidentified objects flew at high speed while making an unbelievable racket. Every soul in a few kilometers radius would instantly turn toward these UFOs. 

Was it a bird? Was it a plane? No, it was the epic EDM Fleet! Yes, this was now its trending nickname, to Gaiden's dismay. He kept shaking his head, trying to forget the joke that they were becoming. 

To be fair, this was a great way to make the army seem more approachable. Now, whether that was the desired outcome or not was debatable.

On the main deck, the various people chosen for the training were having a meltdown. Their entire conception of how the world worked was seriously getting challenged. How had such a clown become their would-be teacher?