A Shitty Dilemma

*Warning: Extremely shitty chapter—read at your own risk! ;)*

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When the doors of the elevator opened, Josh couldn't believe his eyes. There was a small entry hall with two wooden doors at the end. In front was a peculiar monkey standing guard, and it slowly nodded at him looking wise. 

What stood out the most was the monkey's outfit. It was wearing a long black leather coat and oversized reflective shades that would have doomed any poker player. 

"Welcome to the Tower, young one. I am its keeper, and I have been expecting you." The creature's voice sounded pleasant and soothing while carrying hints of mystery. 

"Of course you have." Josh pointed to the screen tracking the elevator's progress. It kind of ruined the mystical aspect of it. The monkey coughed embarrassedly for a second and then went back to assuming the appearance of a supreme expert. 

"Are you ready to challenge the Tower? Just know that—" The monkey began.