Nice Lawyer?

In a small, far too bright interrogation room, a woman was doing her best to intimidate a young man. 

"We have you on camera right in front of the daycare. You almost spent an hour on a bench staring at the poor kids inside! What were you planning?! Do you have any accomplices?!" 

She accompanied her speech with a slam of the table, sending vibration across it. Josh couldn't help but give a wry smile: she hadn't changed at all! He wouldn't even deign to answer this ridiculous accusation. As she noticed his smirk, her face flushed red in anger. 

"Do you think this is a joke? Do you know how serious kidnapping is? It is far from a joking matter. I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now!" 

"Of course, you wouldn't want to be in my shoes! You prefer wearing unpractical high heels. Is fashion really so important at work?" Josh criticized before jumping up in exaggerated "realization".