and they were roommates! Oh my god they were roommates
The next morning
"So what's a day in the life of roommates?" mai asked
"I usually just start by bothering kiyo about making a portal for me to go to whatever show i want...he always says no"
"Then i tell her she simps to much" carl said
"Then i throw a knife at him"
"And i dodge...most of the time"
"She doesn't miss?"
"No...her aim is godly for some reason"
"Hehehe"
"Who do you simp for anyways?"mai asked
Avi showed her a photo of inumaki
"Woah...homie looks niiiccceeee"
"I know right!"
"And that's just one of them" carl said
"One of them?"
"Oh shut up kim possible"
"I WAS 12 DAMMIT"
The doors swing open
"I'm home rats."
"Hello roach" avi said
"Please do not eat my stuff this week. I bought stuff only for you guys, this means don't eat it."
"Alright, fine"
Kiyo puts the groceries away.
"Ugh, i'm tired."
Kiyo goes to sleep.
"So what happens then…" mai asks
"We go to our rooms, and do whatever we want"
"..."
"We simp or watch anime"
"ah"
"Sometimes i go for trips in my mysterious kia soul which i dont think its very safe"
"Wait...you do?"
"Yeah it can travel dimensions"
"..."
"..."
"Gimme the keys"
"NO"
"YES!"
"NO!
"COME ON! I KNOW PLENTY OF HOT GIRL'S WHO'RE JUST YOUR TYPE!"
"NO IM WITH AKANE NOW"
Dammit Carl you lucky bastard
"Wait really...GIMME THE CAR ANYWAYS, I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY NOBODY LETS ME GO TO OTHER DIMENSIONS?!"
Carl opened the garage door
A destroyed wreck of a toyota prius was there
"Thats why"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T SEE DURING THE NIGHT!"
Oof, the kid can't find her one true love like carl...y'all are mean
Shut up torchic
Nope!
"Wait why can't you guys make me a car"
"Huh...the thought never crossed our minds…"
IDK we can't, the people who are reading this probably aren't anymore due to the crackheadness of the book
Which means we can do it since nobodies reading anyway and those who are probably don't care
"YES! SO MAKE ME A CAR SO I CAN FINALLY SEE CORRIN"
"First it was fushiguro, then byleth, then takumi, now corrin?"
"Hush! I have many husbandos" avi turned red
"Wait-"
"NO-"
"Do you legit have a crush-"
"NOO I DONT"
"On corrin?!"
"STOP"
"BAHAHAHA"
"WHY"
"YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON AN EMOTIONLESS PROTAGONIST?! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!"
"AHHHH!"
"This is a daily thing...right?" mai asked
"Well...the new part is that someone finally agreed to help me!" avi said
*sigh*
"This isn't gonna go well"
"Hey, don't look so glum...I promise I won't break it this time...I swear...cross my heart!"
"FINE just give this to akane"
He gave Avi a 30 pack of jello
"She loves it for some reason"
"Wait...when...right now?"
"Yeah… just bring it back in drivable condition"
"Will do!"
"I already regret this"
"Yeah bet you do"
Avi hopped in the car and started it
"I swear I'll bring it back in peak condition!!"
Mai hopped in with her
"ONWARDS"
"ONWARDS"
The car hit a street lamp
She was doing so well!
"OKAY! TIP TOP CONDITION STARTING NOW!!"
The car drove off
Kiyo laughed
"Your gonna be lucky if the car is in one piece"
Carl went back inside
.
.
.
Meanwhile in the car
"MADAAAA-"
"What are you singing?"
"Fuyunohanshi from given the movie…"
"I only know the english version"
"Ew"
"Don't ew me! As long as it's anime related, i don't care what language its in"
"Can i just continue singing?"
"No, put renai circulation!"
"Lemme guess...english?"
"Ew no, japanese!"
"HELL YEAH!"
"Se no"
"DEMO SONNAN JA DAME!"
Back at home
"Whaddya think they're doing?"
"I dunno...probably killing themselves"
They were not
Definitely not
"How do you know?"
Because we're the writers...
"Ohhh yeahh, i forgot we don't exist and we're just cooler than the authors"
Shut up before i wipe you from existence
"Stop being an idiot, Carl."
"Luckily, i have this demon tracker thing that stays in their body for an eternity."
"..."
"..."
"What?"
'You stalker-"
That is... a very stalker like thing.
You wrote this!!
No, Sh0hBagel wrote that
"CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Anyways...right now they're entering the danganronpa world...huh…"
"Oh, i asked them to go there to give akane some jello"
"..."
"..."
"What?"
"OOOOH YOU'RE GIVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND PRESEEEENNNNTTTSSS"
"SHUT UP!!"
"Ah, I won't bug you for long. I have some errands to run. You coming or not?"
"Sure"
"Just letting you know, you might die a few times."
"Pardon?"
Back at the car
"Oh look we're here!"
"What is this place…?" mai asked
"This is Hope's peak high, home to...well...you'll see...this is just a pit stop, after we give carl's girlfriend her present we're off to the fire emblem universe!"
"I don't like the sound of that…"
"Sound of what…"
"Fire emblem...that sounds like something with dragons an11d capes…"
"Well...corrin's a dragon...and a human...then there's marth who's...well d e a d.."
"Pardon?"
"Oh he was the...hero-king...yeah, really cringey name, i know...then again, the game was made in the late 90's, so…"
They entered the school.
"So-"
"Shh!" avi said
"Why are you shushing me" mai whisper-shouted
"My creepy ex-boyfriend roams these halls...kiyo wrote him down in the death note but he hasn't died...so…"
"Pardon...you want to kill your ex?"
"It's a long story"
After walking for a couple of minutes, they finally found akane.
"Hey! Carl got you jello, but he couldn't make it...so here we are!!"
"Jello!! I love this! Tell carl thanks"
"But anyways, we gotta get going...sorry we can't stay, we're going on a trip to the FE universe...i promise i'll send a picture though...BYE!"
Back at home
"So what's this big errand you want us to run?"
"I have to get something from Kaito. He gave me something in the trial, y'know the one i died in?"
"No?"
"Nevertheless, we have to go to space. I'm pretty sure his astronaut soul is lingering there."
"What..isn't he dead?!"
"That's why we're going to space."
"How do we get to space?"
"Hold your breath."
They teleported on the moon.
"Ho-"
Carl froze
Literally
"Oh...he's dead...eh, nothing i can't fix!"
"DIPUTS GNIYD POTS"
Carl came back to life and could breathe in space for some reason. He has plot armor.
"Nice plot armor"
Floating in the distance was…
Kaito.
A very dead kaito
"Hey! Korekiyo! How the hell are you alive?"
"I got revived. What's it to you? Also… do you have my pin still?"
"Nope. I gave it to tenko because she wanted it.. And you know what happened after that.."
"WHERE ARE MY CARDS"
"Cards? Never heard of em', I'm pretty sure Tenko has them though. She steals stuff for no reason and gives it to Himiko."
"Kiyo can we go back and get my cards
"Well, thanks Kaito, but i need my pin."
"Alright."
They teleported back home.
"Wow that was a disappointment.."
Back in the car
"What's it like in the fire emblem universe?" mai asked
"Well...it's set in the medieval period, but it's not as sexist or dangerous as it was in reality. I think it's quite cool because there are these badass women who fight for what they believe. In the end of each game, it tells us which people are shipped as well and how their future plays out"
"So it's a dating sim?"
"Not necessarily...it's more of a strategy game/anime"
"Huh…"
Mai looked down at her clothes..
"Why the hell am I in armour? Is this plot armour?!"
"No! It just happens when someone teleports into a universe with a different time period"
"How come the car or our phones havent been transformed"
"I dunno...ask kiyo"
They parked in front of a castle.
"What the- how-"
"I think we're in hoshido"
"So why are we here again?"
"Okay the honest truth...it's a secret mission kiyo doesn't know about."
"SECRET MISSION?!"
"SHHHH!"
"What- what secret mission? Why doesn't kiyo know?! Also...who's that?"
A short redhead looked at them from the walls
"That...that's sakura, she's the hoshidan sister of the protagonist "
"Sakura?! Like that useless girl from naruto?"
"She's not useless...she's the healer, and very useful also..no, she's not from naruto"
"Everyone kinda hates her tho"
"She's not sakura from naruto!"
"Um...h-hello"
"I forgot to mention she stutters a lot"
"Aw…"
"Uh, hey sakura! How're you?"
"Why is she sweating like a german during the battle of berlin?"
"Mai, shush, don't be rude!!" avi scolded
She turned back to sakura
"Sorry, this is my new roommate, mai."
Mai put her hand out
"Pleased to meet ya" she said
Sakura shook her hand.
"Anyways, sakura, we need to do something here...are we allowed to enter the palace?"
"She lives here?!"
"Mai"
"Sure!" sakura said
"How old is she?!"
"14"
"Wha-who's crab dude?"
In front of them stood a man with red armour
"That's ryoma...i also nickname him crab dude"
"Sakura...who are these people?" ryoma said
"Oh yeah, he's the elder brother of sakura too"
"Damn...how old is he...21 or something?!"
"Yeah...there are like 3 other siblings in there too"
"Huh?!"
"Anyways, hey ryoma!! You don't remember me?! It's me avi! I used to hang out here a lot cuz i was bored"
He squinted
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Give me proof"
"Hm...takumi threw me out the window first time i stepped foot in the palace"
"yeah , it's you"
Then he looked at mai
"And her?"
"Oh, no, it's her first time here...she's my new roommate, mai… she's cool"
"Mai o. naise"
"Mayonnaise?"
"OKAY, MOVING ON!"
They entered the palace, only to be greeted with a huge throne room.
"Woah...no wonder you like this place...BAKUGOU WITH A PONYTAIL BAKUGOU WITH A PONYTAIL BARK BARK WOOF"
"Did you just...bark at takumi"
"That's takumi?! Damn...genes did him good"
Avi just stared at her.
"What?! Dude looks nice"
"Bakugo with a ponytail-"
"Come on...i would let him throw me out of a window, and i'd say thank you"
"Anyways...i gotta meet azura...where is she?" avi asked
"She's out back at the lake" ryoma said
"Alright thanks!"
They ran through the endless corridor until they finally found a door that led out back.
"You are the ocean's gray waves"
"Woah, who's singing?"
"Azura, she loves to sing whenever she's alone"
"Destined to seek-"
"Um...hey azura…?"
She stopped singing and looked behind
"You interrupted my song"
"I know, and i'm sorry, but this is important"
"What's so important about interrupting my song?"
"Kiyo's gonna die"