Extra Little Short: Dad Types
Dad Types:
Bullying.
Pruno: Oh dear, that kid was bullying you? Here's a plan on how to destroy his entire life. Have fun destroying it, make sure you also publicly humiliate them!
Luke: Oh dear, that kid was bullying you? Come, i'll take you to meet his parents and maybe intimidate them to get their kid away from mine.
Eny: Oh cub, that kid's bullying you? Here, take a knife, do what i taught you. If you need help´hiding the corpse, i can easily eat it. Also, leave no witnesses! Have fun pup.
First love:
Pruno: Oh, you think you're in love with that guy? I know just a way to get his heart! Youneed to know everything about him, so follow him around and learn about him, here, a binoculus, if he or someone else catches you, you can call me and i'll help you lie to them.
Luke: Oh... You think you're in,ove with that guy? okay, we can get through this, i'll help you find out... First you need to ask yourself, do you like him or do you like the vision of him that you created in your mind? Would you be able to love everything about him? HIs flaws as well? If yes, then it's pure love, if no, then you can still learn how to do it if you still want to love that person .
Eny: Well, you think you're in love with him? *eyes cautiously the guy in question* Well, let's first search if he has any criminal record, then i'll stalk him and learn if he has any secret psycopathic tendecies, then i'll enter his mind and find out about his preferences... Do you want me to look at his soul too? I'll do it, to know if he's a sinner or something like that.
First Words: Dada
Pruno: YEAH! They said Dada! That's so adorable, i want to hug them till they explode.
Luke: Awwn... Which one though? You have three.
Eny: *proceeds to go feral and melt into a puddle of goo after witnessing such adorable bean call him dada*
Talking About Help
Pruno: If you fall, we'll help you get up again, i'll make you wings so you can fly, but don't fly too close to the sun, my dear.
Luke: If you can't go on, i'll carry you to the end, you can count on me and your other two dads to help you in whatever you need.
Enychta: Don't waste food, it's okay to show emotion, men cry, women cry, people cry. You don't need to feel guilty about wanting help, because i'll help you.
When Asked: "Where do babies come from?"
Pruno: you see, they come from... love. Yeah, love is essential to make babies, they are bron from the love between the two partners that wish to have a baby.
Luke: Ergh... I... They come from Harpies? Yeah, the Four Winds carry the babies to their homes, but one in each direction, North has Boreas, South has Notus, West has Zephyrus, and east has Eurus.
Enychta: Well, there's a thing called sex. That's where babyies come from. When two or more people want to have a baby, they have sex, and if they're lucky, bam, pregnancy. I was lucky enough to knock both you fathers! Now go play with you siblings. I sudenly have the urge to make some babies with them...
Comforting them:
Pruno: *Makes tea, gets them in a comfortable place, hugs them and sings to them*
Luke: *Takes them to a quiet place, flies them to the clouds, takes them on an adventure to make them feel better*
Enychta: *transforms into a fluffy monster, proceeds to cuddle with them until they fall asleep, then makes a huge breakfast*
Kid Enters Their Workplace, While They're working:
Pruno: *continues to clean blood from the floor* Yeah sweetie? You're hungry? Give me a few minutes, I just need to finish this.
Luke: *Stops and tries to hide the body parts he's been using to feed monsters to later kill them, because they are only vulnerable after eating, clicks a button and a curtain hides the grusome sight of strange creatures, made of flesh and nothing else, with thousands of eyes and mouths* Hey cuie, what'chu doin here? Oh? You're hungry? Okay, give me a few seconds and i'll be there.
Enychta: *Stabs the 597126th Human Mercenary that dared to come try to kill his family for the 597126th time!* Who sent you? I have my ways to make you talk- Yeah sweetie? Daddy's kinda working right now. Oh, you're hungry? Okay. *keeps knife deeply inside the guy's torso, gets up, takes kid to the kitchen and makes them a peanut-jelly sandwich before going back* Okay... Where was i? Oh rihgt. *Stabs the guy again* Who sent you? *screams are muffled by the soundproof walls*
Kid Gets hurt by Someone:
Pruno: It's okay honey, i'll heal you *uses magic to heal Now... Who hurt you? *ready to kill, ressurect, kil, and repeat until he's satisfied*
Luke: *takes them to Pruno or Eny to heal before returning to where he found them hurt, ready to kill an entire galaxy*
Enychta: *heals kid* It's okay now, pup... They won't live anymore. Wanna help dad burn down an entire continent? *Turns into a massive dragon*
Kid Calls In the Middle of The Night:
Pruno: *takes phone* Yeah? Dear? You okay? I'm coming right now.
Luke; *takes phone* Yeah? *hears child's voice* Where? *Vanishes from sight*
Enychta: *takes phone* Yes? Oh, where's the corpse? What? I'm coming rihgt fucking now. *wakes up his hubbies, transforms, ready to murder*
Kid Comes Out as LGBTQIA+:
Pruno: Congratulations. *proceeds to kiss his husbands*
Luke: That's awsome! *kisses kid's forehead*
Enychta: i know. *Proceeds to give the kid condoms and explain in detail how to use them, how sex works, and to always ask for consent*
Kid is Straight:
Pruno: Okay... So?
Luke: Yeah, people are like that i guess.
Enychta: *dramatically poses* Oh! A reproducer in this household!? *dramatically looks away* How do i deal with this? *Proceeds to give the kid condoms and explain in detail how to use them, how sex works, and to always ask for consent*