Chapter 199: [Extra Nº 9]

[This was supposed to be the second chapter of the next (probably short) serie: Of Gods and Wolves, but i'm lazy af to write aother series now...]

"So, you're from here? I like your smell, you're cute, wanna go on a date? i think you're absolutely gorgeous and i would very much like to take you out on a date- I'm sorry, am i overwhelming you?" Bruno's large wolfy ears lowered as he looked at Derek, Derek Hale was a great name, he liked him- he really liked him, maybe his love is enough to make him happy? There's this permanent scent of sadness on his body that makes Bruno whimper in pain at this man's sadness, he liked him, just like he liked his dads- But stronger? No, nothing's more important than family. "Ergh... Okay... Let me talk." The man sighed before placing his hands on Bruno's jaw, Bruno closed his jaws and waited patiently.

"i've never went full-shift before- That was incredible- but... Who are you?" It apparently took great effort from the man to speak so much. "I'm Bruno!" The wolf smiled brightly at the man, the man could only sigh before he nodded. "You said you're... A god?"

"YEP!" Bruno nodded as his tail wagged violently, he heard the man's wolf woof and wag it's tail inside the man's soul, even though it was tired from playing with him, it still was happy to see him. "i'm Bruno Atérie Begoni, God of Wolves, Eternal Darkness, and Terror... Well, i'm technically an evil God- One of my dads is an evil God, he is the god of demons after all, oh i also have a dad who is the god of light, a good god or something like that- And mom's a god of nature- Oh! He's a guy too by the way, it's just that Gods can get pregnant as well, because divine miracle or something like that- Never asked where babies come from, but i kinda learned it on my own." Bruno's wolfy face looked at the raising sun in the horizon as he rambled about his family.

"Oh! Do you have a big family too? I have, like, eleven siblings-" there was a sudden scent of sour pain, making Bruno wince and whine, he must've said something wrong- "Sorry, i won't ask again." He hummed and for the first time, shut his mouth and said nothing. The silence was short lived by the sigh that left the man's lips, he was surprisingly calm and not threatening at all- Maybe because his wolf loved him as much as Bruno loved his wolf, and the man as well, well, they were both the same entity so it wasn't hard to love them both- In this case, him! He is adorable after all.

"Can you, answer question?" Derek tiredly sat down in front of the wolf, not even Stiles overwhelms him this much! Damn, he had just recently killed his uncle and became the Alpha, his wolf was but a few hours ago going razy wanting to make a pack and now- Now he's just happy to be in the presence of this strange wolf who was a guy a few moments ago before turning back into a wolf after he noticed how uncomfortable Derek was with his touching.

Like, really uncomfortable.

"I sure can!" The wolf, for some reason, had this large humanoid goofy smile on him- It looked like a cartoon and Derek didn't know how to feel about this at all. "Argh..." This is getting overwhelming,, he will ask just a few questions and be done with it, "Where you're from?" Derek needed three basic information- He already knew who he was, already knew he was here, he needed to know where he was going and what he was planning on doing.

The large black wolf suddenly popped like a bubble, and standing there was the same man, thi time wearing loose red shorts, Derek didn't know if he had undedrwear on and why does it matter if he has or hasn't anyway!? "oh. i'm from home!" The man had this big goofy grin on his face as he looked at Derek, who grew frustated because he didn't elaborate the question: "an you, like, tell me where home is?"

"Oh, that's easy!" Bruno clapped his hands together as all shadows around him form a giant black sphere around them- This was the use of his [Endless Darkness] Divinity! Suddenly the darkness around them was illuminated by a single speck of bright blue light, floating in the void of darkness. "Home is a interdimensional omniversal blank point in space-time that is accessible by only the members of the Stardust Pantheon of Gods and Goddesses, our family, where swirls of energy enter the atmosphere of this endless plane that streches through enternity and beyond- It is specifically located in the Space Between Worlds, my fathers- Enychta Astérie and Luke Castellan are Conceptual Gods, as well as my mother, Pruno Begoni. They all have supreme reign over this dimension, Luke controls the endless heavens, Pruno controls the endless planes, forests, mountains, seas, rivers, lakes, deserts, and any other biome, and Enychta controls the underworld and the world from below the surface of the plane."

The blue light stretched, showing illusions of Home, his home! The place where he spent his first 110 years in, which he fondly remembers of every single day as if it was yesterday. "Home is everywhere and nowhere, home is here inside my soul as well, since i can go home any time i want- Just have to want to go home to go home, that's one of the gift my dad gave me, that and my massive dick- But that's genetics." Derek just stared at the illusions before he heard hte... was it a joke? "Mom always said that joking is a way to get someone's affection- Did i do it right? I don't think i did it right, most of my jokes are when i rip a monster into shreds and eat their guts, but there's no monster here to do that- And only Dad Eny would laugh before showing me bigger monsters so we could eat them, oh, he's the Vice of Gluttony, whatever that is."

"Uhm... And, urgh, last question... What are you going to do next?" He at this point gave up thinking he was a threat to his territory, because if the guy was a god, he could easily kill him, so why bother? "Oh! that's easy to answer." Bruno kneeled before him, smiling and saying: "I, Bruno Astérie Begoni, pretend to be courting you as my parents taught me, giving you what your heart desires, bringing the head of your worst enemy, and swearing my life for your soul- I think it's in that order, so i'll do that, and maybe you'll say yes when i ask you to Mate with me..."

Did this guy he met today just propose to him?

What freshly dis knee shit is that?