Ch 2
As I slowly opened my eyes what I saw around me was darkness and a man looking down at me. He opened his mouth to speak but all that came out is a high pitch noise. Almost bursting my fucking ear seriously? This man is giving me a headache.
He stops speaking and looks at me before opening his mouth again. I press my hand on my ear so It won't burse but it spoke like a normal man.
"Im very sorry for that little one...As you can see you are In this darkness because I have to explain something to you" He said looking at me for a reply.
"Go on," I said in a normal tone like I wasn't interested.
"Hmm well as you know your dead and I want you to travel the world to kill or do something for me so good luck and goodbye," He said minimally to me like what kind of plot is this? Like what the fuck just like saying hey you ded and need to work for me now go get out.
But before I could speak I fainted once again for god knows how long. Really a dud doesn't know right timing man just shoving me off like that but hey I got to travel the universe so it's all cool.
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Opening my eyes what I saw was endless stars in the night sky. The moonlight shining on my body making me look like a weird man with an owl mask on. "Where the fuck am I now?" I said as I hear a motorcycle behind me.
*Broom*
Looking back I saw a fucking skull on fire looking at me. He has a leather jacket on thick leather boots and black leather jeans. "The fuck ghost rider doing here," I said before he punches me in the face sending me a few meters away from him.
"This son of a bitch just broke my nose. Wait do I have a nose? Screw it come at me bitch" I said taking the banana gun out and firing one nanabulet at him.
*Bang* *Pup*
It only passed his body but it did push him back by a few inches. I keep on firing my weapon like a mad man. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE YOU *!&#^!%&!@ !&@%&^#%!" I keep on saying while firing at this man. Not sure if I'm supposed to kill him but nothing to do but fuck this man.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
"JUST FUKING DIE YOU STUPID &!$$@^!& !&%%&!" But he didn't die and walk forwards to me until he was a few meters away from me before giving me a small punch on my guts and kicking me like a spartan.
I can almost see him smirks at me when he sends me flying. I took out a banana and look at him as a dead man. He looks at me and stopped in his tracks seemingly felt something. He looks at the banana in my hand and steps back.
"Yea that's right! This the ultimate weapon the banana" I said using funana on this bitch. I peel the banana before eating it what was left was the skin of the banana. I use that to come closer to the ghost rider before slapping the sh*t out of it to the ground.
"Ahh done" But it did not finish. I did manage to put him down but he isn't hurt at all when he got up. "Ok this is cheating," I said before I was a slam to the ground. "Ok, that hurts," I said before I rolled to the side dodging his fist slamming to the ground.
I stood up and run towards a nearby tree. "Ok stats," I said before a screen appeared in front of me having level up once and 10 extra Sp or stat points I place 5 on strength and agility. I was fine with endurance for now because I can't die or die truly so Im fine being killed.
"Ok, that's everything. Now, let's take a look at my stats before I fuck this guy" I said looking at my new stats.
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[Name: Vanoss/Even]
[Title: King of the owl]
[Level:1->2]
[Health: 100%]
[Strength: 2->8]
[Agility: 2->8]
[Endurance: 2]
[Wisdom: 2]
[Luck: ???]
[SP:10->0]
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Skills:
[Hoodini-SS] [Howl of the owl-S] [Master of games-EX] [life is a game-EX] [Master of Funana-S] [Weapon and melee master-A]
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Item: Banana(Infinite), Phone 1x, Banana gun 1 x, Banana bus 1x, Bananarang 2x, random outfit 1x
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"Ok I guess this would be enough to at least hurt him," I said again before I jump forwards while the tree behind me burst. Its small shards flying everywhere. The ghost rider looks at me before it laughs like the devil on the wind.
Taking out the Bananarang I trowed it at him. It slices his skull breaking his lower jaw. But he just places it right back as I caught the Bananarang in my right hand. "Ew man that's gross, I mean it helps but still, ew," I said as I leaned to the side to escape a chained going tour my head.
*ROAAR*
The fucker roared at me angrily before it walks towards me like a boss of a game. I mean yeah you're slow but really have to make it easy for me? Is this a game or my luck is working on me? I ask myself but just shrugged it off me as I jump to the side getting the banana gun out of my inventory and firing at the head of the ghost rider.
*Bang* BOMB*
Its head or skull exploded from its body? *Whistle* "Wow even exploding its head it didn't die! The hell man" I said again looking at the broken bones going slowly back reforming a new head.
Looking at each other's eyes. Its eyes burned in a fiery flame. A few moments later it opened its mount and spoke. "Not guilty," It said before walking away from me. As I look at his departing back I couldn't help but let out a ."EHHHH?"
*Ding*
I heard the sound of notification before I look at the screen that appeared in front of me. After reading what was inside of the screen I slap my head and screened. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME DUD?" I ask as once again look at the mission that appeared.
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[Mission: Follow the ghost rider until you find the person that you most kill to move away from this world. Hint the person you have to kill is a man who never dies but can die.
[Rewards: World travel 1x, Banana sword 1x]
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*Sigh* "Ok this is fine now let's use the random outfit first," I said clicking it and opening it. It is shown as a leather outfit with a red long sleeve suit with a tie hanging on it. Wearing it suits me well kind of fits perfectly with me. Sweet I look badass. (A/N: Cover for more details can't really describe it sorry)
"Nicely let's follow this ghost rider man first...I swear to that god *Sigh* Well onwards then" I said with a small smile on my face like a child with a new toy before taking out the banana bus. It is a yellow-greenish bus. (A/N: Like what Vanoss use in a GTA vid)
"Brom Brom bitch" I said hitting the ignition before following the ghost rider who is grinding his bike towards its seems towards the train junkyard or whatever it is. Let's just say in the movie old graveyard.